Kinky’s Dessert Bar

181 Orchard St, New York

Recent Reviews

Peter Flanagan

The cookies taste awful.

Food: 1

Service: 5

THE URBAN MIXOLOGIST

A fun lil spot with good deserts and some x rated flare.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Dicky, Waffles, Vulva Cake

Megan King

if you can update the hours on apple maps because it says you guys were gonna be opened at noon and we waited around for a half hour and was wondering why no one opened the store. disappointed we couldn’t get to it this

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

Lynwood McLeod

Amazing atmosphere, wonderful people, fun desserts, great place to hang out ☺️

Angelica PR

Loved it here! The music, vibe, drinks, food was great! Highly

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

William Kucmierowski (Brimstone)

Ok... this was an experience. Delicious Bakery disguised as a seedy adult bar. Very fun and different. All the goodies are of, well... goodies. All tasty and reasonably priced. The vibe is worth the visit.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 4

Tina

Stumbled in on a whim and stayed for 2 hours. Played card games , had a few drinks and a cookie.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Variety of Cookies

Asia Basham

absolute gem in the LES!! i stumbled upon this spot one night and let me tell you it was quite the find. perfect for a girls night or for a drink after a date you don’t want to end quite yet. fun card games to play, extra seating up stairs, fun decor, welcoming crowd, and i forgot the best part, REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS. 11/10

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Vivian Schiff

Stumbled upon here while waiting for a show we had scheduled and we are SO GLAD.We walked into such a fun atmosphere! Great DJing, tasty cocktails, and a safe sex positive environment.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jack P

This place is a fun experience here in the neighborhood. The VJJ waffles were delicious and crispy. The cupcakes were tasty too. I would recommend waffles to try as they are freshly made and warm. The decor of the place goes well with the name, the eating area and bathroom are also meticulously decorated.

Adam Harrington

Service was a bit slow, but the baked goods were fantastic. Place is looking a bit rundown and sketchy inside but we felt safe. Fun novelty trip.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Waffles, Custom Cookies

Cecilia L.

It is what it is - don't expect rly good tasting desserts lol but it's more about what they have and interestingly they have card games too

Kayla S.

In all honesty the food isn't the best ever (it has a lot of fondant) but I feel like you're paying more for the experience. It was fun to let loose with my friends and indulge in something like this. Provocative lighting and laughter added to the experience, and staff was kind despite being so busy.

Dee Roberts

This was a fun place to stop. I cannot post pictures of the baked goods or the store itself. Everything is adult in nature.So, the ambiance is fun. There was a DJ playing music, and the people were friendly.The baked goods are a 3. It's possible the waffle might be better if I didn't take it "to go". However, it wasn't very good. The redvelvet cupcake was also just okay. I saw the employee smell the frosting, and he was correct it was marginal.My sugar cookie with fruity pebbles is pretty good. The flavors are good, and the cookie itself was firm yet chewy. Overall, the baked items were a 3 for me, the store and atmosphere pulled me to a 4.So have fun, grab an adult themed treat and enjoy.

Dee R.

This was a fun place to stop. I cannot post pictures of the baked goods or the store itself. Everything is adult in nature.So, the ambiance is fun. There was a DJ playing music, and the people were friendly. The baked goods are a 3. It's possible the waffle might be better if I didn't take it "to go". However, it wasn't very good. The redvelvet cupcake was also just okay. I saw the employee smell the frosting, and he was correct it was marginal. My sugar cookie with fruity pebbles is pretty good. The flavors are good, and the cookie itself was firm yet chewy. Overall, the baked items were a 3 for me, the store and atmosphere pulled me to a 4. So have fun, grab an adult themed treat and enjoy.

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Kinky’s Dessert Bar

181 Orchard St, New York, NY 10002