Village Idiot Pub
8 E Main St, Patchogue
(631) 289-8471
Customers' Favorites
Breakfast in Bread
Sweet Jesus Fries
French Onion Soup
Lobster Bisque
Chicken Wings
French Fries
Hamburger
Buffalo
Burger
Steak
Catering
1/2 Tray Wings
Full Tray Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless wings
Full Tray Chicken Fingers
1/2 Tray Mini Chicken Tacos
1/2 Tray Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless wings
Full Tray Mini Chicken Tacos
Full Tray Wings
1/2 Tray Mozzarella Sticks
Full Tray Mozzarella Sticks
1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
Appetizers
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Served with mustard
Mini Chicken Tacos
Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend
Bodacious Tater Tots
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
Sweet Jesus Fries
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
Disco Fries
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy
Fried Pickle Chips
Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
Marinated Steak Tidbits
Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
Chicken Fingers
Served with honey mustard
Quesadilla
Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
Mozzarella Sticks
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
Stoopid Sampler
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
Nachos Locos
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili
Veggie Quesadilla
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo
Onion Ring Tower
Served with chipotle mayo
*Cajun Seared Tuna
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Our Famous Wings
Our Famous Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
Soups
Loaded Potato Soup
Lobster Bisque
French Onion Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili
Salads
G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken
Bistro Salad
Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan
Cobb Salad
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices
Southwest Salad
Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cajun chicken and cilantro lime vinaigrette
Garden Salad
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
Sandwiches
Moe
Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll
Filet McMuff Sandwich
Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin
Curly
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Larry Po' Boy Sandwich
grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Groovin Reuben
Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
It's the Sht Sandwich
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
Sliced Steak Sandwich
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
American Chicken Sandwich
Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll
Philly Cheese Steak
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero
Turkey Club
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Spicy Sarno Sandwich
Grilled chicken, tossed in buffalo sauce melted mozzarella cheese and banana peppers
Stoopid Sliders
Three Stooges Sliders
Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.
Lobster Roll Sliders
House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls
V.I.P. Sliders
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
BBQ Chicken Sliders
shredded BBQ chicken, topped with thin sliced pickle chips on mini martin potato rolls
Wraps & Paninis
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
El Diablo Wrap
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
Grilled Chicken Panini
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
Healthy Italian Wrap
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
Veggie Panini
Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing
Ahi Tuna Wrap
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Cajun Shrimp Wrap
Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
Tacos
Pulled Pork Tacos
Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
*Ahi Tuna Tacos
Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, with wasabi mayo
Beef'd Up Tacos
SEASONED GROUND BEEF, SHREDDED LETTUCE, CHEDDAR JACK CHHESE. PICO DE GALLO & CILANTRO LIME VINAIGRETTE
Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos
crispy fried shrimp, tossed in firecracker sauce topped with scallions and pico de gallo.
Burgers
The Ace Burger
8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese
Texas Burger
8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
Marinated Burger
8oz burger covered in our signature marinade
The Meathead Burger
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
Chipotle Chicken Burger
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
Cheeseburger
V.I.P. Chopped Cheese
freshly chopped hamburger patty, sautéed onions, American cheese, mayo, mustard & ketchup, topped with shredded lettuce, tomato & thin sliced pickle chips, served on a pressed hero
Burger
Flatbreads
The Buffalo Flatbread
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
The Greek
topped with Greek salad
Classic Margherita
HOUSE MADE MARINARA, FRESH MOZZARELLA, BASIL
Chipotle BBQ
topped with breaded chipotle bbq chicken, mozzarella and cheddar cheese drizzled wit ranch dressing
Ala Vodka Flatbread
house made ala vodka, breaded chicken and fresh mozzarella, topped with cherry peppers and parmesan
Signature Dishes
Jazzy Jambalaya
Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
Dreamy Tortellini
Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet (Parmesan Style)
coated in specially seasoned breadcrumbs & deep fried, topped with house-made marinara and melted mozzarella cheese
Shepherds Pie
Mixture of ground beef, peas, carrots, onions topped with mashed potatoes, served in a steaming hot casserole dish
Chicken Scarpariello
sauteed chicken and sweet Italian sausage, tossed in a rosemary lemon sauce, served with choice of pasta
Eggplant Parmigiana
served with penne pasta
V.I.P. Pasta
penne ala vodka with grilled chicken, melted mozzarella and garlic bread
Chimichurri Sliced Steak
Served with yellow rice, avocado and banana peppers
Mac Daddy and Cheese
Toppings
Pickle
Wing Sauce
Bacon
Cheese
Cole Slaw
Sautéed Mushrooms
Fried Egg
Avocado
Sautéed Onions
Fried Jalapeños
Marinade
Fried Pickle Chips (Topping)
Frazzled Onions
Lettuce
Pulled Pork
Onion
Tomato
Sides
Crinkle Cut Fries
Waffle Fries
Mac 'n Cheese
Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy
Onion Rings
Sautéed Veggies
Tater Tots
Sweet Potato Fries
Loaded Tater Tots
Rice
Cole Slaw
Desserts
Fried Oreos
Served with vanilla ice cream.
Rainbow Cookie Cake
Gluten-free chocolate cake
Fried Twinkies
Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.
Ice Cream
Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.
Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato Pint
Raspberry Sorbet Pint
Traditional Banana Fosters
Served with vanilla ice cream.
Tiramisu
Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.
Rainbow Cookie Icecream Pint
Cold Brew Coffee Gelato Pint
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Recent Reviews
I get food from this place almost weekly… I had one Issue with A burnt pretzel… I spoke to Nick, he let me know that the next time he would take care of it… I ordered it, contacted him, and he was a man of his word and Put it in with my order at no charge… Not only do they have excellent food, that shows that him and this place have class and integrity… Highly recommend this place and the food, especially the jambalaya… My favorite
January 2026
We came in before Midnight on Main. The food was okay. They had a lack of wait staff but those working did a great job and we're efficient. The food was unremarkable. The pretzel's being sold on the street outside looked significantly better than the one we got as an appetizer. I don't think we'll be rushing back. We had a reservation but the place had empty tables.
January 2026
Early Saturday evening, no bar stools available. BUT the bartender allows some guy use 2 stools for his dog!! Not sure if the dog is a better tipper but that's outrageous. And definitely not a service dog.
October 2025
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