Burger Restaurants in Ottawa

“100% recommend good fun and very good ice cream everytime I stop by we be getting some ice cream should have more Tony’s by our area on the other side of town“

“I recently had the pleasure of dining at this fine establishment, a cathedral of craft fermentation where the lighting is intentionally moody and every chalkboard appears to have earned a liberal arts degree.

I ordered the OBC Burger, which arrived like it had been focus-grouped by flavor scientists. The bacon jam deserves federal protection. Sweet, smoky, layered, complex. If ordinary bacon is a campfire story, this bacon jam is a documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman. The fries were hot, crisp, and seasoned with the swagger of something that knows it’s about to be photographed before anyone takes a bite.

Now, I am not historically aligned with microbreweries. I come from a time when beer introduced itself simply as “beer.” But I tried a mild stout that was so smooth and civilized I ordered a second glass. That’s correct. I doubled down. I regret nothing.

Now, to our server Jaden. Let me be perfectly clear: Jaden is the undisputed, heavyweight champion of the service industry. She is the Secretariat of carrying heavy trays of overpriced artisan sliders. She didn't just take my order; she curated my evening with the diplomatic grace of a UN envoy averting a land war over a misplaced side of truffle aioli.

I noticed she has an uncanny, almost supernatural ability to anticipate the needs of a grumpy older man. It’s almost as if she spent, oh, I don't know, a couple of decades living under the exact same roof as a demanding, chronically annoyed cynic and learned to read his micro-expressions. Just a working theory!

Furthermore, her patience is nothing short of monastic. She listened to me complain about my sciatica and the volume of the ambient lo-fi hip-hop without rolling her eyes once. A staggering feat of emotional restraint, considering I happen to know for a statistical fact that she used to roll her eyes so hard they almost got stuck in her skull back in 2018 when someone asked her to clean her room. Again, just an educated guess based on... local demographic trends.

Give this young woman a raise, a corner office, and the deed to the fermentation tanks immediately. She is the absolute zenith of human evolution in a stylized apron.

Very sincerely,
Totally not Jaden’s Dad“

“I was walking through their parking lot to my car at night and it was dark. there were about 4 employees hanging around the back door with their uniforms on too and I heard them loudly and obnoxiously talking about me. they said to each other to go lock their car doors. then another one said to check the cameras and double check what is missing from their cars. Racist much? no one was working when I was in there no I know why they were smoking at the back door.“

“I just left this location, with a large order. I went inside to order at a kiosk... Bianca was amazing (sorry if the name is spelled wrong) but she was amazing even brought my food to my car... such a sweetheart because of her I will be going back more! Awesome job Ottawa“