Customers` Favorites
Customers` Favorites
“I ate at Beast and Bottle today and it wasn’t just food, it was divine intervention. The flavors baptized my taste buds in a holy trinity of richness, balance, and unrelenting perfection. I swear I saw the pearly gates crack open for a second. Halfway through the meal, I was no longer just a man eating dinner. I was a disciple at the last supper, wondering why we ever stopped doing this in the first place. By the time I wiped the last trace of sauce from my lips, I wasn’t just satisfied. I was converted. If the Pope himself tasted this, he’d pack up the Vatican overnight, wheel St. Peter’s Basilica down the interstate like a house on a flatbed, and reestablish the Holy See right inside Beast n Bottle. Five stars? No. This was a miracle. A culinary resurrection. If this food had been around in 1517, Martin Luther would’ve never nailed a single complaint to the church door, he’d have been too busy licking his fingers. Beast and Bottle isn’t just a restaurant. It’s the new high altar of flavor. Amen.“
Customers` Favorites
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“The food and service was amazing! Very authentic down home cooking! The waitress was very kind and prompt! My family and I are definitely impressed! Everyone should try this restaurant and taste the flavors that Americans now find sparse.
Parking: Parking was big enough for the grocery store and restaurant.
Kid-friendliness: Didn't feel like anyone was annoyed by my inquisitive children.“