Brando's Beach House

135 Market St, Brantford
(519) 720-6758

Recent Reviews

skyler Kotris

Best place to do karaoke but kinda wish they did food there but still good bar to party at for karaoke and stuff

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

newlife956

Nothing but a bunch of obese, aggressive, skanky dikes with bad attitudes.

Kelly Pearce

I love the beach decor!A coworker and I went for a drink after work. The staff was friendly - made us feel welcome, checked on us, but also gave us space to have our talks. The bartender made us a great "tequila cocktail" (we weren't picky) and enjoyed what we received. The price was surprisingly reasonable.The bouncer, Derek, was very friendly and told us about all the fun-sounding evening activities.I will happily go back!

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 5

Steve McElrea

Did some singing and the kj host was fantastic and service was great and nice people there.

Atmosphere: 5

Josh Saab

Bouncer and his goons will try and fight you for absolutely no reason definitely not an acceptable way to treat paying

Service: 1

Mitchell Prior

A great place to get drunk and brush up on your martial art skills

Joe Mongo

Place has really gone downhill, even the dirt is original inside.A bunch of fifty year olds working there like to get drunk and serve questionable patrons into a coma.Might want to bring some self defence skills along with a full tyvec suit and 3M full face mask. I can’t believe this place is still open tbh - side note - fight season starts beginning of June here apparently lol.

Peggy Hebert

Great food and prices!!These deluxe fries as I call them are a meal in one bowl!!

Benjamin Forbes

Just popped in real quick on a Monday for karaoke. The vibe was real friendly and the waitresses sure know how to mix a drink.

Becca Mills

Friendly service and proper drinks! Always has a good vibe!

Insipid Squire

Dive bar, used to be a fun little place, it’s attracting some very scary people these days. I think there needs to be some better judgement by staff and management when patrons are dangerously intoxicated, and to whom and how much they serve.I wouldn’t recommend students come here unless in a large group.

Alpha MaxTorque

I just saw the last negative review and I couldn’t agree more.Servers, management and the owner have been notified of these (and way more) problems by myself, friends, and mutual acquaintances vis-à-vis and electronically ad nauseam.Brando’s Beach House’s google review responses claiming ignorance to their problems is therefore nothing short of disingenuous self serving hyperbole.Management and staff serving peopleuntil they’re a danger to themselves and others (including Brando’s staff and management) is not ok.The establishment has a responsibility to the health and safety of its patrons while being served under an AGCO authorized liquor sales license.Leaving a bad review here is abortive.

Mirek Turczyniak

Great place to go. Cheers!

Andi B

Brandos is located Downtown Brantford where most of of the homeless and ppl with addictions are hanging out.Brandos is the epicentre of daily fights and disturbances. Guaranteed there is a fight every night. U can never count on the owner and staff for backup or to call the police.Would not recommend going there.

Richard Cresswell

Great place to go for a pint. Kinda of a small space and on a weekend after 10 pm it can get a little crowded. Good entertainment I've watched a band here and been there when there house dj is spinning. Decent prices parking can be tricky but the selection of drinks aren't the greatest.

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