So, my friends and I decided to hit up this local bar for a chill night out — you know, just wings, laughter, and maybe some light self-reflection about our life choices.
We walk in, and immediately I commit the ultimate sin in bar culture: I order a water. The waiter — a man who clearly lives for the drama of drink orders — freezes mid-smile. His face drops faster than the stock market in 2008. He sighs, blinks twice, and mutters, “Water…? At a bar?” like I just confessed to a felony. Then, with the exaggerated disappointment of a Shakespearean actor, he scribbles on his pad and storms off, shaking his head like a man personally betrayed by hydration.
Anyway, they seat me facing the window. At first, I think, “Perfect! Natural light, scenic view.” Turns out the window doubles as a perfect mirror for the TVs behind me. I felt like some kind of budget spy — watching sports backward while pretending to be social.
Then… it happened. Outside, in the reflection, I see a woman — let’s just say, built for stability, not aerodynamics — waddle up near the front door. Without hesitation, like she’s answering nature’s most urgent call, she drops trow, braces herself against one of the front columns like it’s a trusted war buddy, and begins to unleash the Nile River. I have never seen water flow with such confidence and fury since Moses.
My brain immediately tried to close its own eyes. But nope. The image burned itself into my retinas like a divine punishment for drinking water in a bar.
I try to shake it off. “Maybe that’s the worst of it,” I thought. It was not.
We finish eating and decide to go play some pool in the back — because nothing says “classy night out” like smacking colorful balls with sticks while pretending you know geometry. And who do I see around the back corner near the restrooms? It’s her. Our heroine from Act One. And this time she’s got a man behind her, pants halfway down, engaging in what can only be described as “enthusiastic public cardio.” Maybe it was dancing. Maybe it was mating. I don’t know. I didn’t stay long enough to request an encore.
At that point, I just sipped my water — the purest, most judgment-free beverage known to man — and thought, “Well, the food smells great, the staff’s hilarious, and apparently this bar doubles as a nature documentary.”
10/10 for entertainment value. Would recommend if you’re into burgers, billiards, and the occasional biology field study.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Sandy P
Excellent place for wings on Mondays and Tuesdays. Great for fish and chips on Fridays. All their food is great. Highly recommend you give them a try!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hooligan Burger, Fish and Chips, Medium Wings, Caesar Salad
Dave Gittins
great food and service .
we love the nachos, steak sub and wings
Bill Winn
Service was terrible! After we order no one checked on us even after food was delivered. Waited 15-20 minutes once finished to get the bill. Food was shit! Go elsewhere!
Lisa McCabe
Always great food for great prices! Sports are really my thing but I always enjoy coming here for dinner.
Dave King
Very loud
Brad
Amazing staff, an all around great atmosphere and great food!!
Justin Loder
Food was really good. Servers were awesome she deserves a raise.
Came here for lunch Saturday, had the wings and the spin dip. Possibly the largest spin dip I’ve ever been served and it was delicious. Wings are fire to fair prices aswell thankfully
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Craig Brennan
Decent spot for a beer and snack.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
James Portoraro
Great sports bar!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
C K
Friendly staff fast service been going there for years always a pleasure each and every next planned visit !
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Tammi Barkman
Steak sub was fantastic Reminded me of old style pizzeria subs.
So, my friends and I decided to hit up this local bar for a chill night out — you know, just wings, laughter, and maybe some light self-reflection about our life choices.
We walk in, and immediately I commit the ultimate sin in bar culture: I order a water.
The waiter — a man who clearly lives for the drama of drink orders — freezes mid-smile. His face drops faster than the stock market in 2008.
He sighs, blinks twice, and mutters, “Water…? At a bar?” like I just confessed to a felony.
Then, with the exaggerated disappointment of a Shakespearean actor, he scribbles on his pad and storms off, shaking his head like a man personally betrayed by hydration.
Anyway, they seat me facing the window. At first, I think, “Perfect! Natural light, scenic view.”
Turns out the window doubles as a perfect mirror for the TVs behind me. I felt like some kind of budget spy — watching sports backward while pretending to be social.
Then… it happened.
Outside, in the reflection, I see a woman — let’s just say, built for stability, not aerodynamics — waddle up near the front door.
Without hesitation, like she’s answering nature’s most urgent call, she drops trow, braces herself against one of the front columns like it’s a trusted war buddy, and begins to unleash the Nile River.
I have never seen water flow with such confidence and fury since Moses.
My brain immediately tried to close its own eyes.
But nope. The image burned itself into my retinas like a divine punishment for drinking water in a bar.
I try to shake it off. “Maybe that’s the worst of it,” I thought.
It was not.
We finish eating and decide to go play some pool in the back — because nothing says “classy night out” like smacking colorful balls with sticks while pretending you know geometry.
And who do I see around the back corner near the restrooms?
It’s her.
Our heroine from Act One.
And this time she’s got a man behind her, pants halfway down, engaging in what can only be described as “enthusiastic public cardio.”
Maybe it was dancing. Maybe it was mating. I don’t know. I didn’t stay long enough to request an encore.
At that point, I just sipped my water — the purest, most judgment-free beverage known to man — and thought,
“Well, the food smells great, the staff’s hilarious, and apparently this bar doubles as a nature documentary.”
10/10 for entertainment value.
Would recommend if you’re into burgers, billiards, and the occasional biology field study.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Excellent place for wings on Mondays and Tuesdays. Great for fish and chips on Fridays. All their food is great. Highly recommend you give them a try!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hooligan Burger, Fish and Chips, Medium Wings, Caesar Salad
great food and service . we love the nachos, steak sub and wings
Service was terrible! After we order no one checked on us even after food was delivered. Waited 15-20 minutes once finished to get the bill. Food was shit! Go elsewhere!
Always great food for great prices! Sports are really my thing but I always enjoy coming here for dinner.
Very loud
Amazing staff, an all around great atmosphere and great food!!
Food was really good. Servers were awesome she deserves a raise.
Very good service and food!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Nice place
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 3
Restaurantji Recommends
Came here for lunch Saturday, had the wings and the spin dip. Possibly the largest spin dip I’ve ever been served and it was delicious.
Wings are fire to fair prices aswell thankfully
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Decent spot for a beer and snack.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Great sports bar!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Friendly staff fast service been going there for years always a pleasure each and every next planned visit !
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Steak sub was fantastic Reminded me of old style pizzeria subs.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich
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