Marble Slab Creamery

Good morning folks!!!! Last night I got “took” and it’s all on me. This is funny folks. Please read my pain… lol THE $9 SCOOP OF LIFE LESSON 🍒🧊💸 You know those moments in life where you realize, deep in your soul, that you have absolutely no one to blame but yourself? Yeah. This is one of those. It was hotter than a dragon’s yoga class. I was sweaty, desperate, and borderline hallucinating. I didn’t need water. I didn’t need shade. I needed ice cream, and I needed it yesterday. Then it appeared — the shining beacon of salvation. A sign so colorful it could’ve been designed by a unicorn on a sugar high. I floated in like a moth to a beautifully air-conditioned flame. Instant relief. Cool air. Bubblegum walls. Lights bright enough to perform minor surgery under. POP SHOP soda displays. A wall of cones arranged like fine art. I was dazed. Delirious. Enchanted. I forgot all my principles, my budget, my common sense. I was in deep. Then came the flavour search. Tiger Tail? Nope. Black Cherry? YES! Jackpot! “Just a small cup of Black Cherry, please,” I squeaked, like I wasn’t about to make the worst financial decision since Blockbuster said no to Netflix. She scoops once. She scoops twice. I’m thinking—okay, not bad! BUT THEN… She turns… Walks over to a cold stone slab… And just starts obliterating the ice cream with what looked like mini garden tools. She mashed it. Flattened it. Emotionally wounded it. I just stood there, blinking in horror like, “Is… is this part of the experience?” Was I supposed to intervene? Was this ice cream performance art?? My brain whispers, “It’s fine. She’s unlocking the flavour, like when you swirl wine or drop a single drop of water into fine Scotch. It opens the flavours up.” Right. Cool. Scientific. Finally—FINALLY—she scrapes the now unrecognizable cherry mush into a thimble-sized cup. A baby cup. The kind of thing you’d use for a hamster’s birthday party. She turns the debit machine around. $9. NINE DOLLARS. FOR A SMALL CUP OF BLACK CHERRY MYSTERY PASTE. AND THEN—you guessed it—no skip tip button. Just a sweet little screen that says: 15% 😁 18% 😄 25% 😍 You’re a garbage person 😡 if you scroll. I scroll. HARD. Find the “No Tip” button like I’m discovering buried treasure. Tap it with the emotional strength of someone who’s about to get ghosted by their bank. My card practically jumped out of my hand, screaming, “You fool!” But it was too late. APPROVED. And I swear I heard the cash register cackle and say, “Sucker!” Or maybe that was the teen behind the counter. Or the disembodied voice of Dave Ramsey weeping softly in the distance. I walk outside. $9 poorer. No cherry chunks. No dignity. Just me, my cup of sadness, and the knowledge that I’ve just been legally mugged by an ice cream shop. Lesson learned, folks: If the decor looks like Barbie opened a dessert museum and the staff treat your dessert like they’re auditioning for Iron Chef: Dairy Edition… RUN. Because that’s not a scoop shop. It’s a wallet assassination boutique. Next time? I’m buying a tub from the grocery store and smashing it myself with a spoon. For $4 and a little self-respect. MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!!!! Chase that light, cheers

I had ordered a white heart shaped cake for my daughter's birthday. They had made it exactly what I was looking for. I was able to pick the flavor and went with white chocolate. It was a hit at the party. Everyone loved it. I would rate 100 stars if I could. Thanks for making my daughter's birthday a blast.

I live in Fort Saskatchewan, AB The man that owns our location also owns other businesses around. He has only one worker for several establishments to work them all at the same time. Sometimes you can wait for 20-30 minutes before the worker comes back from Pitta Pit next door as they were serving customers there. If it was my name that was being dragged though the mud I would not be pleased

Good shakes and ice creams

Great place to stop for some ice cream !! Great service

Food: 5

Service: 5

10$ for a regular size cup with vanilla, strawberry sauce and a few tiny pieces of strawberry. Not really with it in my opinion.

Amazing customer service and greeting by Harsh. It was worth visiting here!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Amazing customer service. Portions were awesome, taste was superb. Superb customer service by Mahi. Suggested everything very calmly and in a warm and friendly way. All the ice creams were super hit! Definitely suggest this place for awesome experience.!❣️

Vegetarian options: Available

Dietary restrictions: Okay

Parking: Okay

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Oreo Fudge Brownie with Raspberry Cheesecake

It was my birthday and the gentleman was so kind and professional

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The best please to eat ice cream in Toronto ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The ice cream is fantastic!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Very good taste and service, highly recommended!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I got icecream and the Staff was very well

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Love their ice cream and toppings

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Just ordered from this location on ubereats and I am extremely disappointed. If I wanted plain ice cream with no mixins, I would have walked across the street to the convenience store and purchased plain vanilla ice cream. I selected cookie dough and Oreo… there’s maybe two small flecks of oreo and the pint isn’t nearly filled to the top. Shame.

Food: 2

Service: 4