Red Carpet Inn

3631 Cascade Ave, Hood River
(541) 386-1113

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Desiree Dernovek

Best bartender ever shout out to BO

G H.

It is what it is.. and it's good at it's job..
But Mrs Kendell makes this place all the better and worth the trip..
Nothing like a red hot firecracker to keep shit from blowing up..
Ill be back sooner than later.. !!
Cheers..
Mike..

Debbie woodruff

Grace is the best, dog friendly ❤️ and I love that

Christopher Darrow

Excellent Christian, Kid-Friendly Vacation Dining Experience

I did not know what to expect at first but when the valet taking our keys quoted Shakespeare I knew I was home! His bow was appropriately and respectably deep—his posture perfect as he turned and opened the door for my family to enter, offering me his arm to take my genuine 1917 Macy’s coyote fur coat and matching hat to the coat check.

The first thing I noticed once inside, besides an elegant Mozart sonata playing in the background (the Berlin harmonic, if I am not mistaken), was that all of the k9 companions were wearing little bow ties!!! So charming.

A sign etched in silver above the extravagantly adorned bar conveniently anounced the Wi-Fi password, and I was overjoyed to realize it referenced one of the most prescient of all the psalms—a considerate and heart warming detail.

In a wonderful nod to Americana, the amuse-bouche hors d’oeuvre was a mash up of “corn dogs” and “corn hole”, a delicious game of skill requiring physical agility and prowess.

The menu itself was an ode to rustic nostalgia—mozzarella sticks (free-range, and shipped overnight from an island off the coast of Italy then presented with an heirloom tomato reduction) were served in hand-blown Murano glass ramekins, and a deconstructed cheeseburger later arrived in a quartet of tasting plates. Each bite was a triumph of flavor and innovation, though the omission of a palate cleanser between courses was a slight disappointment.

My only minor complaint is that the silverware was not properly appointed, with soup and salad spoon-and-forks curiously reversed in placement, a faux pas that would not go unnoticed at even the most middling Parisian brasserie. While I appreciated the effort to present a soup spoon of sterling origin, its placement to the right of the dinner knife was a perplexing oversight of culinary etiquette.

The children especially enjoyed their dessert, which came in the form of an interactive s’mores-based reenactment of the Battle of Thermopoly, complete with a table-side blowtorch and imported Belgian chocolate “rocks!” (Though charming, the flambé nearly singed my husband’s cashmere ascot. A minor detail, but one to address for future evenings of refined revelry.)

All in all, a stellar establishment that, despite a few lapses in traditional finery, deserves accolades for its ambition and successful attempt to embody the feel of a “local dive bar.” Wonderful theme! Bravo!

Kid-friendliness: The children especially enjoyed their dessert, which came in the form of an interactive s’mores-based reenactment of the Battle of Thermopoly, complete with a table-side blowtorch and imported Belgian chocolate “rocks!”

Recommended dishes: Mozzarella Sticks, CHX Cordon Bleu Balls

Darkwing Duck (Big_Banana)

12/03/24 - Easier at the bar for 10min. No bartender, so I left. What a clueless bar.
2020 - Interior has been cleaned up nicely. Nice drive bar. Lately been running out of liquors. Definitely the sign of a dying bar....

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Shane Thoms (Darkwing Duck)

12/03/24 - Easier at the bar for 10min. No bartender, so I left. What a clueless bar.
2020 - Interior has been cleaned up nicely. Nice drive bar. Lately been running out of liquors. Definitely the sign of a dying bar....

Nickie Royse

Always great for a pool game.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Evergreen Hood River

The patio is awesome! Great prices! Their margaritas are great!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Anna Vogal

Just want to express my feelings about the bar maid who works weekends she's rude and not friendly at all ,I suppose if you're a regular you get treated way better, I like the bar just not the service,I feel like she hates her job.

Erik Biornstad

Greatest bar in Hood River. One of the bartenders, CK, even let's me know on a regular basis when I have a booger in my nose so I can pick it out and not be embarrassed. They are amazing and the atmosphere is pure delight.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Kate Hoffman

Best lil’ dive bar in the Gorge! If the bartenders here don’t like you, that is a YOU problem, for sure.

Kid-friendliness: No children allowed.

Recommended dishes: Wings, Fish & Chips, Biscuits and Gravy

Jordan Rossow

Service at the bar was horrible the bar tender was rude and horrible service without communication and she yelled at a wedding group without cause

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Skip Thompson

Nice ol' dive bar right off the interstate. Stopped for drinks coming and going. Hope to be back again. Plenty of motorcycle parking.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

White Spot Media Productions

Great atmosphere!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jeff VanBergen

Food menu severely limited (like 6 items).
Bartender was great at her craft but ask first the cost of top shelf.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 4

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