Cookie Mccakeface

770 W Burnside St, Portland
(503) 314-0228

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Cookie Meister Meister Cookie
CCC Chocolate Chip Cookie
Monthly Special Cookie
Midnight Society
Regina Gorgeous
Abomb-Ination
Atomic Blonde
Choc Blocker

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Cookie Meister Meister Cookie
Stuffed with whole oreos and oreo bits, this cookies and cream blue boi reminds you of a certain other monster that we won't name. Don't make eye contact or you have to take it home. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, oreos, blue food coloring, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Abomb Ination
This cookie isn't messing around. Our dark chocolate cookie base with semi-sweet chocolate chunks and sea salt caramel chips. Topped with sea salt because why not. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, hersheys special dark cocoa powder, chocolate cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, sea salt caramel chips, salted caramel, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Atomic Blonde
This toasty oatmeal cookie is stuffed full of butterscotch and golden raisins. A natural blonde through and through, she'll break your heart and your new year's resolutions. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, oats, cinnamon, lemon juice, butterscotch chips, golden raisins, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Midnight Society
Submitted for your approval, it's the midnight society. Our take on a s'more is a midnight black cocoa cookie mixed with whole graham crackers and stuffed with marshmallow fluff. This cookie is dark but you shouldn't be afraid of it. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, black cocoa, graham crackers, marshmallow fluff, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Classic Chocolate Chip
Our flagship cookie: she's an extra thiccc chocolate chip cookie that thinks shes the top of a cupcake. This lorge gorl is moist and cake-like and invokes that "made by a grandma" feeling you get when eating an awesome chocolate chip cookie. Like a warm hug, but in cookie form. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, chocolate cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Choc Blocker
This dark chocolate big boi is stuffed with peanut butter chips and semi-sweet chocolate chunks. If ever I had the opportunity to choose how I die, this cookie would be it. Flour, sugar, brown sugar, hersheys special dark cocoa powder, chocolate, cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, peanut butter chips, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Regina Gorgeous
Who's that? Oh, that's regina gorgeous, only the most popular girl in school. She's a cream cheese sugar cookie, stuffed with white chocolate, definitely not kalteen and those pink and white frosted animal cookies you know the ones. Topped with sprinkles because it's fetch. Contains: flour, sugar, cream cheese, white chocolate, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda, corn starch, frosted animal cookies and sprinkles.
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8 ounces of cold 2% dairy milk

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Recent Reviews

hands down THE best cookies I've ever had. no one can get anywhere close for comparison. wish they were closer on the Eastside like before (previously known as Cartlandia on 82nd ave and crystal springs). Want some right now!! can't decide a favorite because they are seriously all the best in their own ways. ❤️❤️ best cookies #1! 💯
June 2025
This is the cookie of my dreams OMFG!!!! Warm and melty or room temp and doughy, both are perfection. I will be 🤤 until next time!! Also really well priced for how amazing these are.
December 2024
First time trying these and they did not disappoint. They are great fresh but they also re heat very well. They are really moist on the inside and have a beautiful crunch on the outside.I definitely recommend sharing because they are big and rich in flavor, or you could not share at all!
November 2024

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Cookie Mccakeface

770 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97205
(503) 314-0228