Cookie Mccakeface

770 W Burnside St, Portland
(503) 314-0228

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Cookie Meister Meister Cookie
Monthly Weekly Special Cookie
CCC Chocolate Chip Cookie
Monthly Special Cookie
Midnight Society
Regina Gorgeous
Abomb-Ination
Atomic Blonde
Choc Blocker

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Cookie Meister Meister Cookie
Stuffed with whole oreos and oreo bits, this cookies and cream blue boi reminds you of a certain other monster that we won't name. Don't make eye contact or you have to take it home. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, oreos, blue food coloring, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Abomb Ination
This cookie isn't messing around. Our dark chocolate cookie base with semi-sweet chocolate chunks and sea salt caramel chips. Topped with sea salt because why not. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, hersheys special dark cocoa powder, chocolate cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, sea salt caramel chips, salted caramel, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Atomic Blonde
This toasty oatmeal cookie is stuffed full of butterscotch and golden raisins. A natural blonde through and through, she'll break your heart and your new year's resolutions. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, oats, cinnamon, lemon juice, butterscotch chips, golden raisins, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Midnight Society
Submitted for your approval, it's the midnight society. Our take on a s'more is a midnight black cocoa cookie mixed with whole graham crackers and stuffed with marshmallow fluff. This cookie is dark but you shouldn't be afraid of it. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, black cocoa, graham crackers, marshmallow fluff, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Classic Chocolate Chip
Our flagship cookie: she's an extra thiccc chocolate chip cookie that thinks shes the top of a cupcake. This lorge gorl is moist and cake-like and invokes that "made by a grandma" feeling you get when eating an awesome chocolate chip cookie. Like a warm hug, but in cookie form. Contains: flour, sugar, brown sugar, chocolate cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Choc Blocker
This dark chocolate big boi is stuffed with peanut butter chips and semi-sweet chocolate chunks. If ever I had the opportunity to choose how I die, this cookie would be it. Flour, sugar, brown sugar, hersheys special dark cocoa powder, chocolate, cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, vanilla extract, peanut butter chips, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda and corn starch.
Regina Gorgeous
Who's that? Oh, that's regina gorgeous, only the most popular girl in school. She's a cream cheese sugar cookie, stuffed with white chocolate, definitely not kalteen and those pink and white frosted animal cookies you know the ones. Topped with sprinkles because it's fetch. Contains: flour, sugar, cream cheese, white chocolate, butter milk, salt, eggs, salt, natural vanilla extract, baking soda, corn starch, frosted animal cookies and sprinkles.
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8 ounces of cold 2% dairy milk

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Recent Reviews

The joy I feel while eating these...sweet, decadent, the perfect ooey-gooey texture that cravings are made of. These cookies are an EXPERIENCE, and I think about them more often than I should admit.
October 2025
Not sure if ours were overdone or what but they were pretty crunchy on top and just OK. We got a 6 pack and the chocolate chip cookie was by far the best. I do not think these six cookies were worth $48 (tip inc) by any stretch of the imagination.
September 2025
Cookies are good but not as good as homemade. I hear people say that this tastes like homemade made but that depends on your cook. For me, these were good, better than most out there! Service and atmosphere is a 5 for sure!!!
July 2025

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Cookie Mccakeface

770 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97205
(503) 314-0228