COSMIC EATS

3240 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland
(503) 884-8881

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Robert Wu

Walked by COSMIC EATS when strollin’ thru Hawthorne. Love the themed menu, ambiance, restaurant decor and it’s ran by a nice family. They really stuck to the alien theme well. At $9-10 (at the time of this review), I think the food is priced right. I ordered the pizza cone which I consider more of a snack than a whole meal. It tasted good, but it’s not necessarily in the class of Apizza Scholls or Ken’s.
I would come back for a snack if I’m in the area, but may not deliberately make the trip for it!
Hoping for the most success for this family!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

Andrew Jenkins

This place was amazing very good fresh food very good service and a good value for the pizza cones. I would recommend it anytime. It is a fun environment and super delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jeff B

Never witnessed someone cooking/cleaning/washing dishes with the same gloves and never washing hands. Literally went from scrubbing a dish to holding chicken directly in their palms that they then served to me. At least he wasn't trying to hide it, I guess?

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

nard

i love this place, super tiny and easy to miss but when you go inside it's an amazing atmosphere, it's quite literally like being in a whole other world. there's murals everywhere and alien themed merchandise and signs and posters, there's a terminator arcade machine, it's just sick and they put a lot of effort in. the owners and employees are super nice and chatty and they have great customer service. obviously what's also important is the food, and they do a good job there first and foremost. the menu isn't overcrowded or complicated and you can make your own pizza cones and your own UFOs. the food is warm, made with loveand overall just comforting. it's not super fancy it's just really solid and it does what it needs to, while also being fun to eat and look at it (I mean seriously it's pizza in a cone and a burger shaped like a flying saucer what's not to love). this is a fun place that's great for kids as well, with all the hallmarks of a good respectable family owned restaurant, and it's also in an awesome area. solid place for anyone anytime

Kid-friendliness: UFO shaped burgers and pizza cones will probably be super fun for any kid to eat, and the atmosphere is kid friendly

Wheelchair accessibility: the entrance doesn't have a staircase or anything leading up to it not does the eating area

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Heather English

My partner was being a grump, so I took myself out for a day of errands and shopping. I came here because it’s a few doors down from my favorite shop and the novelty of the food, but I will come back for friendliness of this family owned business!

The owner’s daughter is so adorable and sweet. This polite 7 year old told me about the history of the restaurant and showed me the beautiful mural of their old family dog, Daisy, in a space helmet while I waited for my order.

Highly recommend checking this place out at least once! The novelty it cute, the food is super yummy, and the vibes are joyful and very welcoming.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Brianna Dunne

I love the alien/sci Fi theme. The burger was pretty good and comes with kettle chips! The restaurant is small with a counter to order food inside with shaded outdoor seating to eat.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Devineah Prasad

Ot was my first time staying in portland, and we found this awesome place to eat. Definitely a cool vibe. The food was so good and delicious. The service was very nice. The people were very kind. The atmosphere was all vibes. I really enjoyed this place. Five out of five. Definitely would recommend this food place to eat at.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: BBQ Burger

Devina Prasad

Ot was my first time staying in portland, and we found this awesome place to eat. Definitely a cool vibe. The food was so good and delicious. The service was very nice. The people were very kind. The atmosphere was all vibes. I really enjoyed this place. Five out of five. Definitely would recommend this food place to eat at.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: BBQ Burger

Ryan Najjar

Wonderful spot!! Got drawn in by the UFO burger concept, stayed for the warm family atmosphere & kindhearted staff. Food is delicious as well!!

Kid-friendliness: Fun family atmosphere!

Wheelchair accessibility: Ground level, completely accessible from the sidewalk.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Andres Hernandez

Burgers are BOMB!!! Best in the area, very affordable too. Classic burger only $8 and came with chips. My new spot.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Orion Garcia

Fun place to eat, good food.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sebastian Berlett

This place is fun and bright! Little family business with big, fun vibes. Their burgers are amazing and cooked in a fun UFO patty style. Holds In all the good flavors.

Burgers come with some damn fine house made kettle chips. (Frankly the chips alone are a spectacular reason to come.) Don't forget desert!

Their space jelly is fun and tasty little pudding. The chocolate cake.... the only way to explain the absolute heady richness is the screen from the movie Easy A when she gets her lobster dinner.

So if you want to come to a place that is fun, has a great theme, and just want to try something new, COME HERE! Even the most picky eater will have fun and find something tasty!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Little Kitten (The Mist)

Food was just ok but no option for fries just plain chips. Nice fun idea could use some fine tuning. Unfortunately I was hoping to try their mango dragon fruit soda but all their cans were like 4 months expired... Probably because they're trying to charge $6 for a small can I can find at world market for $3.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 3

Rin Kagamine

I love the food, the people who work there, and the prices are really good too! The counter is high up, the space to order is small, but it is step free! Highly recommend!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Xander Hsu

Their burgers and cones are as tasty as they are fun to look at. And the price is good! Hard to find a good $10 burger these days.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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