Fools and horses
226 NW 12th Ave, Portland
(503) 894-8473
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Whiskey Ginger
Lobster Roll
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Recent Reviews
Love the vibe and will save this place in one of my favorite bars in town. Come here and don’t forget to try the lobster roll! The baby lobster roll is goat! Will be back for more?
One of the more proper bars in Portland. Great selection, nice ambiance, outdoor seating in the summer.
Kid-friendliness: Don’t try bringing your kids to a bar.
Kid-friendliness: Don’t try bringing your kids to a bar.
Behold this gorgeous water closet, with a sink fit for a monarch to urinate in! The environs are relaxing and moody and the soap has an exquisite aroma, so you will feel fresh and perfumed after relieving yourself in this wide, inviting basin.