Monkey Fries & Burgers pdx

this place is the beeeeeeest!! I always get the promo of get any burger and get an original for $1! You never see a deal like that anywhere else. All the burgers are so good, the whiskey burger is different than any other burger I’ve had before and has a great sauce. It’s at a convenient location, there is plenty of parking and a patio to eat at.

My new favorite burger place! Generous portion of crisp fries, nicely done big burger. First time here, and I'll be back ?.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fries, Cheeseburger

Ordered #1 was really good fries had a bit too much salt but the service was amazing and I enjoyed my meal.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

This is my FIRST time coming to THIS location of Five Guys.....and without a doubt is MY LAST!!!! Upon entry into this establishment, I chose to immediately head for the bathroom to pee and wash my hands. Within SECONDS of my sitting to pee....... someone was FRANTICALLY POUNDING ON THE BATHROOM DOOR.... FRANTICALLY TWISTING THE HANDLE BACK AND FORTH WHILE YELLING INAUDIBLE WORDS TO ME as I'm trying to pee.... while all of this is happening.... simultaneously there's a virtual LIVE Beastie Boys Concert happening right there in the bathroom with me....... the broadcast coming from the bathroom speaker mounted just above my head is BLAZINGLY LOUD......and while I too love the Beastie Boys maybe even more than the next generation....it doesn't change the fact that their productions aren't created with casual chit-chat between elevator listeners in mind. They create HUGE LOUD PRODUCTIONS with vivid messages for their captive audiences....so as a result I was unable to decipher the frantic message conveyed to me thru the bathroom door. Upon my exit from the bathroom, there was no one in the immediate area but there was someone nearby in the dining room. I approached her and politely asked her to repeat the message she had for me. She put her face about 6 inches from mine and said...."I said...the bathroom is for customers only"....to which I replied...."and what makes you think I'm not a customer here to buy something?"....to which she replied....."because I've seen you in here before".....to which I replied....."no you haven't... because I've NEVER been here before".....to which she replied...."if I haven't,.. then I'm sorry".....to which I replied...."you need to be because that was unbelievably rude!!!". I have never in my entire life been so harassed and embarrassed while trying to pee in a public restroom inside a hamburger joint!! Never once has a McDonald's employee ever asked me to leave under the assumption that I wasn't there to buy something.....in fact.....if there's a lock on their bathroom doors....THEY STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND UNLOCK IT FOR ME!!!! Never once has a McDonald's employee ever turned to me and asked, before entering the lock combination, if I'm there to buy something or not!!! As it turns out....the person behind the frantic message for me was the manager. Her name is Angie. If I may make a small suggestion towards the continued business success of Five Guys at this location......give Angie a return ticket to manager bootcamp as it's obvious she's forgotten most everything taught from her first go round. What's shining through so brightly right now is her inability to wrangle her baseless senseless thoughts from manifesting into really bad decisions creating unnecessary drama right out of thin air. Emotional immaturity added to inferior decision making mixed with reckless presumptuous profiling is a recipe for business disaster!! I'll never come back here due to the statistical probability of encountering 1 or more or all the same individuals present to witness my initial encounter with such humiliating harassment. Personally I see no need to relive the fish-in-a-fish-bowl moment as it's so easily avoidable?. If you're not into being profiled... do yourself a favor... choose a different location! What a horrible experience!!

Great service,got a fresh burger and more fries than I could eat at once in less than 10 minutes. I got the "Whiskey Burger" combo, $12 is pretty reasonable for a burger with multiple ingredients,fries and a soda. Burger was perfect,fries were better than fast food,I will definitely be back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Burger

I keep wanting to post pictures of the food, but every damn time I lose my mind and scarf it all down before I can take photos. Delicious burgers and seriously The Best Fries. Dunno if they're double or triple frying them, in lard-tallow-whatever, but they are so freaking good. Should be on all the best-of burger lists, but kind of glad I don't have to fight the insta-crowds to get my burger fix.

Food: 5

Service: 5

This place is amazing, they deserve at least 100 5 star ratingsGood food at an amazing deal

Food is delicious and can't believe the owner has such great deals

Great service the owner goes above and beyond to service their customers

This place is awesome, the loaded fries are huge and the burgers are really good, trying the cone next time!

First time in and the food is great burger taste like they came off the grill I will be going back

Clean tasting food. I was really impressed. I am not a fan of Food Trucks but Monkey Fries is the exception. The Chili Cheese Fries are amazing and a meal unto themselves. The Bacon Cheeseburger was amazing. You have to check this place out.

First time coming to Monkey Fries & Burgers. It's really good. I think Brunch Burger Is the best so far.

I really love this specific Five Guys! They get food out quick and good! It’s really clean and the employees are amazing! Ellie needs a raise! She’s the best!