No Fun Bar

1709 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland
(503) 236-8067

Recent Reviews

Jonathan Mishkin

Best use of kale I have ever experienced in a sandwich. I love the Turkey with extra pepper jam.....

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Steve Crowder

Went to a metal show here and it was fantastic. Very intimate. Didn't try the food but a lot of people were eating. The beer wasn't to pricey, $4 for a can PBR.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Ploy N.

Contrary to their name, this spot was a rather fun bar, especially when you can get Devil's Dill sandwiches next door. Divey. Drinks were well-priced. During happy hour, you get $1 off your sandwich with an order of a drink too.

kip wrinkle

No. 7 is the best veggie sandwich on hawthorne. Cheap drinks, cramped band area but it adds to the dive punk

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fries

Ben Mohler

Cute. Intimate. Hip.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Richard S.

The No Fun Bar stands out as a cornerstone of the live music scene, offering an unforgettable experience that goes beyond just a night out. My band, Izy Kactus, has had the pleasure of playing here on multiple occasions, and each time, the house is packed, buzzing with an energy that's hard to find elsewhere. What makes this place truly special, though, are the people behind the bar and the scenes. Nick, who wears many hats as the booker, bartender, and owner, is phenomenal to work with. His dedication to providing the best service and creating a welcoming atmosphere for both musicians and patrons alike is unmatched. The bartenders are incredible, ensuring that everyone, from the first-timer to the regular, feels part of the No Fun Bar family. Their service is quick, friendly, and always with a smile, contributing to the overall positive vibe of the bar. But it's not just about the service. The No Fun Bar offers a unique live music experience that feels both intimate and hip. Its lounge-like setting, combined with excellent sound quality managed by a great sound guy, makes every performance feel personal and engaging. This place has mastered the art of creating a space where artists can connect with their audience in a meaningful way, making each show memorable. In summary, The No Fun Bar is more than just a venue; it's a community hub for music lovers and artists alike. Whether you're here to enjoy the live music, savor a drink from the expert bartenders, or just soak in the hip lounge atmosphere, you're guaranteed a great time. Working with Nick and experiencing the vibrant energy of the packed house has been a highlight for Izy Kactus. It's clear that The No Fun Bar is not just a name--it's a statement, promising an exceptional live music experience that you won't find anywhere else.

C B

Came to this bar to watch a specific band BUDDIES. Live music every week. Sound guy did a great job, solo bartender kept up nicely! They sell awesome sandwiches, I ordered a #1 and #2. Great vibes, could use a little cleaning around the edges but overall I can’t wait to come back. Fresh lime for my beer. Bathroom is fun and parking was surprisingly easy.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Chris Walczak

Great food. Classic dive bar. Would be great if they had a couple more taps since the draft list wasn't that long (maybe 5ish), but otherwise would recommend.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Brandon Williams

Affordable, cool vibes and live music. Staff were cool about us finishing our food, despite cover charge at the door for the show. Oddly, their website gave no notice of the event/cover.

Xylon Hathaway

love this place. excellent sandwiches from devil's dill, and tremendous service from the bartenders. awesome place to hear and play live music.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Greg P.

Came for early evening food and drink before a show down the street at Fuse Theatre Company. My partner had had a Devil's Dill sandwich at work and wanted me to try and indeed they are amazing. Is a cool, funky space and if we lived locally I would be a regular.

Frank Rodriguez

Jess is the best KJ in Portland and this is her Wednesday night spot.I’d eaten a bunch of fried food for lunch so I felt the need for something healthy and the sautéed kale hit the spot (they also offer a salad).I apologize that I can’t speak to the drinks, will update this review after a future trip when I imbibe their intoxicants.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Aaron A.

If you go for a show and you're smoke sensitive, you are likely to have no fun, since the door person is smoking right next to the wide open door! Along with the peeps outside.

Steve B.

Fun dive bar, excellent bartender, and live local bands. It would be better if the mixed drinks were a bit more differentiated rather than using all the same ingredients.

503 GO

Great place to see new

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

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