Theory

1945 SE Water Ave Suite 400, Portland
(503) 797-4000

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Max Headroom

Food was marginal and expensive. Glasses weren’t even clean and you have to bus your own tables. What tip?

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Charlie Molina

Great spot to have a meal... One problem, the food sucks. The menu is basic at best and they can't even do the Basics right. The cooking is terrible, the ingredients awful. Either too cold, too salty or no flavor at all. Half ass chefs, should be ashamed. This is a food City, and you serve this nonsense? Do better. I will never be returning.

Debbie Brown

No wonder this place is never busy. The food is awful. Cold chips and burger bun was ice cold. I got chips instead of the fries I ordered. When I got my fries, that was the only thing I ate because that was the only thing that was hot. The burger tasted awful. The chips were bland. My child loved her Mac and cheese though.. but how can you mess THAT up for kids? I'm glad to experience this just this once because it won't happen again.

Charles Everett

Unless you are wealthy, just do yourself a favor and pack a picnic lunch.

Ian Emerick

Mediocre food on paper plates, marked up in price because of convenience.

Matt The Mat

food was yummy :) i think the stuffs ive had here a few times were liek the onion rings, chicken strips, mac n cheez, and the pepperoni pizza. food was delicious, and the workers r nice. although there wuz liek alot of food scraps/unfinished food stuffs on the ground o_O

Eppifanio White

Pretty expensive to be mid. My friend wanted to try it. Not going back there is way better food for the price

Elizabeth Hardardt

They lost our ticket so we waited almost an hour for food and for the most part everyone (like the bartenders) were wonderful but one employee was...yeesh. if someone is having that bad of a day management should probably send them home or put them in the back.

Dennis Ln Brewing

Incredibly unenthusiastic workers serving mediocre food for exorbitant prices.
Ordered 4 pizzas. One came with plenty of cheese, one came with almost no cheese.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 1

Caleb Janicich

Incredibly unenthusiastic workers serving mediocre food for exorbitant prices.
Ordered 4 pizzas. One came with plenty of cheese, one came with almost no cheese.

e griffin

We ate here the first time at OMSI after dark and my spouse got food poisoning. We chalked it up to seafood, crowds etc, but we went today and had chicken strips and onion rings and everything was cold. I couldn’t even eat it. Why is such an excellent museum still serving trash?

-Next Day edit- they glutened my mom. She ordered a sandwich with GF bread. She didn’t have any other potential gluten, the bread definitely wasn’t gluten free.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 3

Torri Phelan

The food was good and the restaurant was beautiful but the service was so slow. At lunchtime on Sunday there was one cashier and it took 25 minutes just to place my order. I would definitely suggest more staff!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 2

Martín Blech

Long wait, outrageous prices for bland microwaved food.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Hossein Monajati

Very good and fresh pizza. I got pepperoni and margarita and both of them were great. Very nice staff and quick service. Price also was reasonable.

Rebbecka Sommers

Great break from the museum

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 3

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