Theory

1945 SE Water Ave Suite 400, Portland
(503) 797-4000

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J Scholl

Ordered a $10 3 carnitas tacos with rice and Bean plate and it was good! Not exceptional but tasty and I added salt and brought my own hot sauce and my kids had a bacon hot dog that was huge and a grilled cheese and both enjoyed their meal. There were salads, baked goods and sandwiches too. The pizza place was closed.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

Grant C.

Portions were fair, price was a bit high, food not seasoned. Chicken was bland and very rubbery.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 4

Eli Stern

The chicken burrito is tasty

Food: 5

Vi Ko

Came on a Saturday morning after Thanksgiving right when they opened. The original crispy chicken burger was delicious. Hot, tender and juicy on the inside, and crispy on the outside. Nice fluffy brioche bun and fresh veggies. I requested for no additional seasoning and it was as requested. Cafe manager was hospitable and welcoming. Lots of seating, clean and quiet. I left my husband in charge and enjoyed a short 20min break to recharge before heading back into the craziness.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 3

Sageera SOA

Long wait time to get your food. Food was ok. Lots of space to sit and relax

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 4

Max Headroom

Food was marginal and expensive. Glasses weren’t even clean and you have to bus your own tables. What tip?

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Charlie Molina

Great spot to have a meal... One problem, the food sucks. The menu is basic at best and they can't even do the Basics right. The cooking is terrible, the ingredients awful. Either too cold, too salty or no flavor at all. Half ass chefs, should be ashamed. This is a food City, and you serve this nonsense? Do better. I will never be returning.

Debbie Brown

No wonder this place is never busy. The food is awful. Cold chips and burger bun was ice cold. I got chips instead of the fries I ordered. When I got my fries, that was the only thing I ate because that was the only thing that was hot. The burger tasted awful. The chips were bland. My child loved her Mac and cheese though.. but how can you mess THAT up for kids? I'm glad to experience this just this once because it won't happen again.

Charles Everett

Unless you are wealthy, just do yourself a favor and pack a picnic lunch.

Ian Emerick

Mediocre food on paper plates, marked up in price because of convenience.

Matt The Mat

food was yummy :) i think the stuffs ive had here a few times were liek the onion rings, chicken strips, mac n cheez, and the pepperoni pizza. food was delicious, and the workers r nice. although there wuz liek alot of food scraps/unfinished food stuffs on the ground o_O

Eppifanio White

Pretty expensive to be mid. My friend wanted to try it. Not going back there is way better food for the price

Elizabeth Hardardt

They lost our ticket so we waited almost an hour for food and for the most part everyone (like the bartenders) were wonderful but one employee was...yeesh. if someone is having that bad of a day management should probably send them home or put them in the back.

Dennis Ln Brewing

Incredibly unenthusiastic workers serving mediocre food for exorbitant prices.
Ordered 4 pizzas. One came with plenty of cheese, one came with almost no cheese.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 1

Caleb Janicich

Incredibly unenthusiastic workers serving mediocre food for exorbitant prices.
Ordered 4 pizzas. One came with plenty of cheese, one came with almost no cheese.

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