Club Coconuts

2314 Union Ave, Altoona
(814) 946-0862

Recent Reviews

Jeffrey Minor

Went here when I was in a half way house fun place

Jackie Barnett

Loved it every time I was there .. had a good time on my birthday. Savannah is awesome. I'm wanting to come back. when will you be open ???? Cant wait

Jeffrey Hall

Great food! Great environment. Had a great time on the dance floor. No one bothered us. Lots of fun.

Elpis Blazkowicz

They didn’t have dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

Luke Merkovsky

The dancers may not have had teeth but there Private dance was outstanding. My 10 year old son had the best birthday of his life. My wife was to happy about the strip club but she got her money worth.

Troy Merkovsky

My dad is right!! That was def the bestest birthday I ever have had. He is a great man for taking me their.

Aaron P

I've heard multiple times about how delish the food "steak" was at this establishment and tonight I gave it a try! ...... OMG!!!!!! Its truly the BEST in town...... The salad was AMAZING !!!!!! I'll definitely return on a Friday to try other menu items..... Staff was very welcoming..

Michaell Hileman

Only three dancers, one pulled double duty as bartender. Only one was somewhat attractive. One was 62 years old. Hear the co- owner is a j**** Firing all the good dancers.

Bruce W.

This place has the best steak in the area by far. Had the filet mignon, and while it's $30, I would recommend it more than any chain restaurant steak in the region. I'm from this area originally but have lived in Vegas for over 2 years and this steak is better than anything I've had there to date. Would go back for the steak alone. Girls leave much to be desired though. Steak itself warrants 5 stars.

Joseph O.

Pretty sure the owner of this place goes down to the local methadone clinic and local retirement village asking if any of the women there are interested in making some loot. For a women with an addiction and a women who queffs dust on a regular basis this is the perfect place for employment. Most women there look like Christian Bale in Momento, and the most attractive women (if you want to call it that) is at least 87 years old, and you can see her tata implants through her sinking wrinkled old skin. Every night they get to dance for toothless meth heads and make a solid 20 dollars in nickels and dimes. This place was hands down the filthiest strip club me and my boys have ever been to! To be honest the best part of being there was taking a piss. The bathroom gets 5 stars and the pirate themed club gets a whooping -4 stars. If you're in need of looking at some boobies do yourself a favor. Find your fattest guy friend, get them all types of boozed up, and start throwing dollars at him. I promise you will have a much better time than goin to this Aids infested place! BTW if you travel 30 more minutes east on 99 you'll find a club call The End Zone. By no means is the place Caesars Palace, but it's a fuckin touchdown compared to this sinking ship called Club Coconuts!

James Long

Friendly and awesome

Theo G.

I swear to god, the filet mignon may be a little bit a pricey meal, the most expensive on the menu; BUT would I say you get your 30 dollars worth? YES!! The salad that comes before is just untouchable, and the the chef knows what he's doing because I never in a million years would have expected the food to be this good. Very nice environment, very nice prices amazing memories. The owner will even happily teach you blackjack by the book!!! 20/10 hands down 5 starts I live in Michigan and can't wait to come back here eventually!!!

kAbUl a

I been there one time to have some fun and won't again. I took private dance with a girl and she is good but the Management is not. There will be a hole for the private rooms and through that they will keep on snooping you. Which makes anyone quite uncomfortable. I just stood up after dance and left from there.

Justin Merrell

The more $ you take the more you get, overall not too bad of a place for an evening. Just don't expect to find your future wife here ;)

Doug M.

It may surprise you but this place has the best food in Altoona! If you like your steak rare on the inside and seared on the outside, this is the place to get it. The pasta dishes are very unique and tasty. They also have the best burger you will ever eat!!! The prices are very reasonable for gourmet food.

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