Human Robot

1710 N 5th St, Philadelphia
(267) 534-5761

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Josh Cherry

Bartender was a sweetheart and the milk tubes were more delicious and less gimmicky than I was expecting! I’m not normally a huge Pilsner guy but I enjoyed all the beers I tried. They do tank pours too which is kinda neat.

Kat Lanhams

Decided to step out on a Sunday night for some drinks and popped into Human Robot. Katt was bartending and was such a breath of fresh air, she had the unique ability to start a conversational flow in the bar with patrons. When I was there I saw south philly locals coming off a restaurant shift and north Philadelphians others even from the far off suburbs. This bar has a special neighborhood feel that will make you feel welcome, highly recommend

Sam Keske

OG spot for the best lagers in the country. Get a milk shot and thank me later. Important part of the Philly beer scene.

Jon O

Smiley was super friendly and ensured me that I would have the greatest Human Robot experience possible. I got to taste all the things and he invited me to do a Milk Tube and gave me a sticker to prove it. Made me feel like a local. Everyone should do it. The sandwich place attached to here, Poe’s, was phenomenal as well. If I lived near here I’m sure I would be here daily! Thanks Smiley for making it a great visit!

Christina D.M.

Really fun local brewery. The bartender with the cool beard was great to us and nice to chat with. They have a large drinks selection, as well as Poe's Sandwich Shop on site. The Single Axis IPA was delicious.

Tim Virnig

Human Robot is Czech style lager heaven. Make sure you get a tank pour off the Lukr faucet for the real Czech style experience and finish your night with a Underberg and a Milk Tube. Kevin is an amazing beertender and will be sure to make your visit worth remembering.

dzejms88

Credits for beer with nice creamy foam which is a big deal to find on tap in the US. Unfortunately the Czech styles tasted nothing like beers in Czechia (I live 2 hours from the boarder and am visiting at least 4 times a year). Maybe the reason is water maybe different malts but it was a bit disappointing. Tried your polotmave as well and it was just flat on smokey which wasn't a nice surprise. Your IPA was really good though.

Jason and Melissa Liddic

The Tmavy 13° dark Czech lager is probably the best beer I've ever had, and I dont say that lightly. I love this place and their beer.

Blake Rasmussen

What an amazing brewery! Philly is bursting with them, but this is such a special and fun lager-drinking experience. Not only are the beers exceptional, the atmosphere is excellent. I really love the outdoor window you can order from when it’s comfortable to sit outside. The staff are so nice and the food looks great. I’m so happy we stopped by and we were very happy to spend a couple of hours here. Next time, we’ll definitely get the food!

Jim “The Cheesesteak Guy” Pappas

Human Robot, Philadelphia, PA. I went to the belly of the beast. I'm pretty sure this is Human Robot’s original location. This location has a drab industrial vibe. I included pictures of my The Cheesesteak Life beach collection clothing to lighten the mood. I like most of Human Robot’s beers. This was a lime raspberry sour. It had flavor but not much sour. That’s about it. No parking. No outside food.

Peter Hotkowski

Very best lager experience.

Jonathan Love

Best brewery in the city. Great big tasty sandwich prices great too!

Yelena Mirko

This place is big, they have tasty beer, and it’s so much fun! I have spent birthday parties upstairs hanging out for hours, seen live music and waltzed for a drink on the way to something else. Always a good time!

Kevin Stafford

Best beer in town.

Monica Tymick

Smiley was the best! He made this visit so fun and enjoyable. My fiance and I were visiting Philly and everyone has been talking about trying out this brewery, and we finally decided to make a stop. Not only did I get to see the adorable sweet kitties through the window into the brew area, but we had great conversations with the other patrons. Thank you for making this a memorable stop on our little vacation

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