“bro my delivery driver so fast i made up a song by him it goes with jignle bells Verse 1
Speeding down the highway,
Going ninety-five,
Flashing lights behind me,
Oh no, it’s a vibe!
Zipping past the traffic,
Swerving left and right,
Delivery’s gotta make it there,
It’s chaos every night!
Chorus
Oh, speeding fast, cutting class,
Zooming all the way,
Through the school zone, I have flown,
There goes my GPA! Hey!
Zoom, zoom, zoom, vroom, vroom, vroom,
What a crazy sight,
Bringing your hot fries and pies,
While running for my life!
Verse 2
Drifting ‘round the corner,
Knocking trash cans down,
Dodging through the playground,
While wearing a big frown.
Kids jump out of my way,
Parents start to scream,
This delivery’s so intense,
It feels just like a dream!
Chorus
Oh, speeding fast, cutting class,
Zooming all the way,
Through the school zone, I have flown,
There goes my GPA! Hey!
Zoom, zoom, zoom, vroom, vroom, vroom,
What a crazy sight,
Bringing your hot fries and pies,
While running for my life!
Bridge
The cops are on my tail now,
Sirens getting loud,
I floor it past a cow herd,
And hear a startled “Moo!”
I hit the drive-thru window,
Shout “Make it quick, let's go!”
The manager just stares at me—
“Bro, what are you on?!”
Final Chorus
Oh, speeding fast, cutting class,
Zooming all the way,
My delivery app just buzzed,
“No tip for you today!” Hey!
Zoom, zoom, zoom, vroom, vroom, vroom,
What a crazy plight,
Guess I’ll just quit and call it quits,
And grab a bite tonight!“
“I went there just to see the menu and they asked how I'm doing and asked if I needed anything. I ordered a pizza expecting some typical gas station pizza, and instead I get nice and hot pizza, with every topping I asked for. This is the best pizza place ever.“