Tiniest Bar In Texas

817 W 5th St, Austin
(512) 786-1087

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Samuel Richter

I been a regular here for years, I was just refused service, back when Hannah and Barry was bartending. I even tipped Barry $20 the last time I was here. The bartender said I got into an altercation with hunter, last time I was there hunter bought me shots with his gf Sydney which is crazy the bar has gotten downhill anyway with less chess tournaments the password to the Wi-Fi is 88888888 and the owner wouldn’t speak me on the phone when the bartender was speaking to the owner when I was present she said I had to leave I said I’m okay she called the cops then I left. Just a negative experience after coming here for so many years.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

alexa

This place is extremely rough! They need to spend like a minute to do a quick dust and that would make a big difference. 0 cleaning is done outside. Other than that it’s a great spot.

Atmosphere: 2

Service: 4

karli leighton

Chloe did an amazing job making this feel like a personal experience. She gorgeous and awesome. Gave great recommendations for stuff to do in Austin

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

matt mierzycki

In a city built on being weird and being free, this outdoor, non food serving, dive bar patio that gets very little traffic, wouldn’t let me have a beer on the patio because I had no shirt on. Not a soul there lol. I used to go here and it’s a cool place, but, your whole thing is a funky weird vibe and you’re tripping about no shirt on a beautiful day? Whackest thing I’ve ever seen in this city. Go here and you’ll understand what I’m saying.

Thing 1

The Halal food truck was amazing! Great lunch spot.

Amanda Clanton

Love this spot to just stop in.

Shannon Burns

Funky little place. Mediterranean food truck with lots of vegan options.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Cristen LeLeaux

part of pedal pub crawl, great atmosphere

Atmosphere: 5

Tara Collazo

Walked in for some quick shots with my girls. We Loved the Disco Ball Shots and really appreciated the fan with the misters. ??

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Joni Guerrero

From what I remember, drinks were around $8-9 which isn't bad at all. I don't think you can go inside the bar, only the bartender is there serving drinks. They have outdoor seating on the side of the bar with fans and TV's

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Brad E.

The best service and random atmosphere. Like nothing else!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Patrick Gaul

Andrew is the most incredible bartender in Austin, TX. Everyone needs an Andrew , he provided an authentic local experience and made sure to remember our unique orders to add his own twist when requested. Thank you Andrew, 11/10 will be back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Amber Garcia

Such a fun spot! A must visit when downtown. I don't remember the name of the shots we got but they were delicious ?

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pink Star Burst

Dotty “Dotty”

Cool little place

Atmosphere: 5

Kennadi Elissa

My boyfriend and I were looking for a quick bar for our first time in Austin. We didn’t want anything too crowded or rowdy. We found this place and it was amazing! The bartender was extremely friendly and funny, the people were kind, the drinks were amazing and tasty. It was inexpensive and the drinks were fun flavors too. Very clean and neat spot. Plenty of street parking but I’m unsure how crowded it gets on a weekend. I got multiple drinks but the tiny disco ball was my favorite and had edible glitter ❤️ Must try this place!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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