The Angry Elephant - Bryan

4282 Boonville Rd # 110, Bryan
(979) 485-2450

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The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-Steak Dog
Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds
The Populist Philly Cheese Steak
The Obama Chicago Dog
Merica Chicken Wings
Hong Kong Phooey
Chips & Queso
Cheese Dip
Fries

Menu

Healthy Rage
Spicy Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.
Ahi Tuna Salad
Crisp fried greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette, topped sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.
The Wedge
Quarter Head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon and fresh black pepper.
Chop Salad
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese served with our house made red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.

Seething Sandwiches
The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be waswas. 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun.
The Trump Cheeseburger
Beef patty topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted challah buns.
The Populist Sandwich
Philly cheese steak. Tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and a green chili queso. Served on a Kaiser bun.
The Pacifist Sandwich
Pulled pork mac-n-cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled Kaiser bun.
Ronald Reagan Burger
"Our favorite President...Our favorite Burger." 1/2-pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns.
Ron DeSantis Chili Cheese Burger
"Take off the mask... and grab a napkin." 1/2-pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast.
The CNN Beyond Burger
#fakemeat A Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns.

The Original Angry Dogs
The Millard Fillmore Dog
Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog
"While it is 100% made in the USA, we are still going to call it Mexican anyway." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The FDR All American Dog
Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the White House while hosting King George VI and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The George W Bush BLT Dog
Dubya was a big fan of the BLT. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our BLT hot dog, he might say... "Don't misunderestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Obama Chicago Dog
Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca. Also rumored is that he like to eat all he can now & pay for it later. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
Often considered the hot dog president, but not necessarily because of his food choices. Be careful with this messy dog, or much like President Clinton, you might end up with in in your lap! An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and homemade chili served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
Take the Frito pie we credited to Al Gore and make it into a dog...awesome. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese, homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate Majority Leader, on the hod dog he had for lunch. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese Steak Dog
"Some claim the war of American Independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the Pens of the great statesmen of The Continental Congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheesesteak" Benjamin Franklin. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso. Served on a steamed Kaiser bun.
The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog
"You never know what happens on shrooms...you might even wake up President." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions and swiss cheese.
The Antifa Dog
"Will set your mouth on fire." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos and siracha hot sauce.
Hawaiian Dog
"If you like pineapple and Spam, this is your jam." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple and teriyaki sauce.
Hong Kong Phooey
"If China is really taking over, we want to welcome them properly." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank tempura battered and fried topped with bacon, peanut butter and sweet Thai chili sauce.
The MSNBC Vegan Dog
#fakemeat A Vegan frank, vegan cheese and vegan chipotle mayo.
"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog
"Three kinds of pig, in one little bun." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco and hot sauce.

All Hot and Bothered
The Amnesty Quesadilla
Large 12" tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop of japs pico and sour cream.
Merica Chicken Wings
10 wings seasoned, flash fried and tossed in favorite sauce.

A Bit Persnickety
The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail
1/2 dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp served with house made tequila cocktail sauce.
Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds
Served with ranch dipping sauce.
Lonestar Meat and Cheese plate
Texas raised wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard.
Chicken Fried Steak Bites
Hand breaded steak bites served with ranch dipping sauce.
Fried Shrimp
8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
Fried Mushrooms
Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce.
Goat Cheese Spread
Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull-apart bread and chips.
Mini Corn Dogs
Served with chipotle ranch.

A Little Chippy
Chips Queso and Guac
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso and guac.
Crispy House Made Potato Chips
Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.
The Al Gore Frito Pie
Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore... He certainly hat to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.
Loaded Nachos
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream. Add Mac N Cheese +$2.95

Sweet Tooth
Cheesecake Bites

Redbull
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8oz bottle

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Recent Reviews

Hannah and Andi are amazing! They stay attentive and somehow manage to keep up with personal interactions with every guest at the bar even while cleaning and making drinks. Tonight the food was hot and came out quick. They can make absolutely any drink you ask for and better than you’ve ever had it! Hannah is hands down the best mixologist I’ve ever seen! Thanks to the team that works at this location, this will always be my favorite bar!
January 2026
Daniel the manager helped me with doordash order , while i was waiting offered me a beverage and had a conversation while i waited between attending guest. Staff also checked on my seeing if i had been helped or needed anything. Highly recommend coming here
November 2025
The wings were great. The place is a good time. Splitting tips amongst your service is a bad idea... It doesn't work. A couple hard workers and some just riding their tail and it shows
October 2025

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The Angry Elephant - Bryan

4282 Boonville Rd # 110, Bryan, TX 77802
(979) 485-2450