Wonkey Donkey

505 Main St, Calvert
(979) 205-8555

Recent Reviews

Eric Linkenhoker

Cute little place food was not too bad!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Pamela Hailey-Petty

Food and service was great. Love that we have a place to go in Calvert! Then playing pool after dinner was perfect.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Partin Ranch

Neat place to sit a spell and visit. Food is worth waiting on. Only thing missing is some pie!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sarah Mauricio

Great tourist trap that actually has great food. Service is slow because tiny staff. Has pool tables and cold beers.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 4

Bernardo Salazar

What a nice place, we really loved the food and the typical southern hospitality. For sure we will back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Morgan Schott

We got here about 45 minutes before closing on a Sunday, passing through town on the way back from a road trip. The server was very nice and our dinner was great. We will be back on return trips!

Nidia Murillo

Excellent service, it's the first time we've gone and we were very satisfied with the service, the food we ordered was very good, and the attention of the waitress was excellent, I recommend it 100%

Forrest & Johnna

Fantastic dinner - highly recommend this place! Service was great. Atmosphere fun. We ordered a margarita pizza with pepperonis and lava brownies. The pizza was TOP notch - the amount of toppings and flavor balancing was perfect for my preferences. And then the lava brownies…delicious, melt in your mouth chocolates dessert! I would’ve come back the next day, except they are closed on Sundays. Wish we had this place locally!! There are no improvements I can recommend. As for their negative reviews- I have heard their cooks are pretty inconsistent, which might be why you see a mix of negative and positive reviews. We definitely lucked out!

Robert Guess

We stopped in on a Friday afternoon and the place was dead. We weren't greeted. No music and no people. We decided to head down the road to try and find a more lively place.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

tirza ralls

Went here to eat because it looked vintage from the outside. The menu was cool but difficult for those to look through it considering it was in a bottle. The food took around 20 - 30 minutes and the server was nice she was the daughter of someone there. The mom though, seemed rushed and upset to attend our needs. I felt bad, however she should have at least been nice about it. Food was okay.

Reyann Gonzales

Seemed my a cool place. After arriving and getting a seat we sat for about 15mins without any service. We ended up just walking out. Not sure if i would try again.Parking: Street parking

Atmosphere: 2

Service: 1

Wog W.

Painfully slow. 90 minutes for 1 pizza, fries and a sandwich when there were only 2 other tables on a Sunday. Pesto panini had no pesto.

Anna W.

The restaurant is a large, clean space and is visually appealing. I enjoyed the aesthetic very much. 2 stars for the vibe. Overall experience was disappointing. One menu per table, so you have to take turns looking things over. Apps took a little over 20 minutes to come out. Avoid the queso, it's a can of Rico's style condensed cheese. Exactly what you would get at a Little League snack bar; bummer because the chips were great. One side of our table got their pizza 20 minutes later, the other side got theirs 30 minutes after that. The pizza was nothing special. The crust was way too thick to benefit from the brick oven, but edible. A to-go order we had placed during our visit wasn't put in, so more waiting. Total time there was 2 hours! I think with a few tweaks this place could warrant a revisit. They could use an experienced manager to keep things moving and organized and elevate some of the menu. I am in this area weekly and would like to have this as an option. Hopefully just an off day because there is a potential!

DeeAndra Lambert

Had the cauliflower crust vegetarian pizza. Fantastic crispy crust. Never had such crunch. Toppings were flavorful and atmosphere was fun. Pool tables were so nice. Husband had briquet panini and son had a great burger!!!

Stacy Miller

Service was awesome, but food was just okay. Definitely not wood fired pizza like

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

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