Goofy’s Bar and Grill

13124 FM306, Canyon Lake
(830) 964-3888

Recent Reviews

Amber A.

Passed Goofys as we were trying to locate a bbq spot nearby. My daughter called to ask how late their kitchen was open and was told 40 more mins. We pulled in and went to order and were told we needed to hurry because the kitchen was closing in 20 mins. There were 7 of us and I was one of the last to place my order for a burger. They brought out everyone's food and I assumed they were going back to get my burger. When my husband commented there was one more burger needed , the server checked the kitchen, came back and told me they had not made it and would not be making it for me ... but not to worry, I don't have to pay for it.( I would certainly hope not!) I was not a happy camper, esp as this was our last night in Texas and I had already been bummed not to find the bbq place as planned. I will say that the 2 wings I ate of my husbands were good and my kids enjoyed the burgers and wings they ordered. I don't expect much out of dive bars, but I at least expected to get the food I ordered.

Stephanie H.

Great service the waitress is so cute and very friendly and very knowledgeable. I would recommend this place

Morgan Ferry

Great bands and food!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Chris Bachman

Great little grill and bar that provided a low-key escape from the fast paced scene at FIMFO. The food was extremely good, our kids ate their entire chicken strip basket. Hangover Burger and Southwest Chicken Sandwich were excellent as well. Service was spot on.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Cheeseburger, Chicken Tenders, Burger, Sandwich, Tenders

Irma Vega

Just left my this establishment very grossed out by the bartender and her non existent customer service.

Linda Rubio

My family and I (5 people ) went in on Wednesday night for their $20 steak special. We all ordered medium Well, except for me and mine was supposed to be Well done burned. We got medium rare and bloody steak. Two of our party ate part of theirs because they didn't want to send back . Because myself and our other family member sent ours back. We got medium Well bloody steak again. The steak was supposed to be Sirloin but was very fatty and nervy and gross. We got cold vegetables and mashed potatoes with a nasty brown gravy. Ugh!??The last time we visit this place to eat.We will all go to Longhorn Steakhouse and gladly pay 20 for a real steak. Do not waste your money.The atmosphere the previous time we visited was not even like a bar, it was quiet and comfortable and the food was great.This time there were 2 bar fly men drinking and talking so loudly, who were clearly drunk and should have been cut off. They were TALKING so loud, we couldn't even hold a conversation. The juke box was blaring and just was annoying.The poor Waitress was all by herself and taking care of orders,the bar and the register.If I could not give any stars, that would be my review. The only reason I gave the 2 stars was for poor Waitress who was busting her butt.Do yourself a favor and skip the Wednesday night steak special!Not worth the money!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 2

Patrina O'Brien

Nice place for a beer. We didn’t eat, but the food we saw going out didn’t look bad at all! The five stars was down to the staff. So friendly and attentive in the best possible way.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Caitlyn Ruiz

It was

Food: 5

Service: 4

Katie White

We came in with two tired kids and Walker was so kind and accommodating to our little family! He made sure the girls had their favorite drinks and snacks so Mom and Dad could enjoy a happy hour beverage together. He was so friendly and answered all of our questions with joy. We will undoubtedly be back as my brother now lives in the area. Location was a bonus as it’s right in front of Mystic Quarry, the RV park we stay at. Thank you Walker for showing there’s still good in the post pandemic restaurant world!!Kid-friendliness: Outside dining and we were the only ones out there so the kids felt even more free to enjoy themselves.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Chicken Tenders, Burger, Sandwich, Fried Pickles

AJ Martin

Got here at 7:00. It's now 8:33 and no food. One person working. Literally just one guy. Sign outside says they're shortstaffed but still "tip your server!". What the hell. I have two hangry young children who are tired. This is the worst. Took 40 minutes to get my drink and when I asked him if it was ready he said "what?". My drink! "Oh what was it?" Jesus Christ. NEVER AGAIN. still waiting...

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

Rachel B.

Burgers are delicious! Fried pickles are good too. It is a bit over priced in my opinion. But good nonetheless!

P. Perales

Great service, good food and relaxing atmosphere. Would definitely recommend.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Onion Rings, The Philly, Special, Sweet Potato Fries, Fried Pickles

Blair Bryant

It's fun bar food. The loaded nachos are pretty good and when it's not busy it's pretty relaxing..

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Goofy's Burger and Fries, Nachos, Sandwich

Tracey G.

Always great service and food. The three tacos and house made salsa are a great deal. The queso and house made chips are yummy, too. The bartender/server goes out of her way to make your visit spectacular. Kids are welcome, too.

Sarah TF

No surprise or coincidence that so many people of color have so many negative reviews of being treated poorly here. Unacceptable.

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