Los Cucos Mexican Cafe

Augie was a great server. Very friendly, attentive, and took great care of us. The food was excellent, the atmosphere was nice too. Can't beat the price, right at 50 bucks for two good meals, an appetizer, and drinks.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fajita, Chips and Salsa

Margaritas are strong. Food is great!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Service can definitely improve. That is something the place should excel in when you are the only patrons there. Food was okay.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 4

Service: 1

Me and my girlfriend had an amazing lunch here with great service.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fajita

I asked the bartender to put our order on mine and she still split it. I asked for a large to go bin and she brings a small one. Then with an attitude when I said it wasn’t all gonna fit she brings all the sizes. Then she calls me a cougar after my friend kept telling me to inquire about the guy at the end of the bar. I left and forgot my freaking food in the process. Your idea to insult a customer before cashing out your tip was stupid. Reduced.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 1

Kid-friendliness: Kids loved it.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Rice and Beans, Green Sauce, Fajita, Sizzling Beef, Chips and Salsa

The lemonade was too strong with sugar, and we could not drink it. The food was not that great.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 3

It wasn't as good as I remembered the Cucos being.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 2

Service: 3

Queso and your chips were great.
The waitress was sweet and attentive.
The stuffed chicken breast w. Shrimp oh my, enchiladas were great too your green sauce was great as well.
Only draw bk ac was kinda warm. We will try your restaurant again for sure ?

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Green Sauce, Chips and Salsa

We ate lunch and everything was served hot and fresh. The waitress was on top of any needs we may have had. Food was great and plenty of it. We will be back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Green Sauce, Tortilla Soup, Chips and Salsa

Great atmosphere, authentic flavor, courteous and kind service

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Parrillada

Food was excellent and a huge portion!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Enchiladas Verdes

Daniel is a wonderful server (sole reason for extra star). It is not his fault that this place seems to intentionally serve the worst Tex Mex in the state. Readers may find that to be hyperbolic, but this food warrants hyperbole.

The shrimp cocktail was served with frozen shrimp—not just shrimp that “had been” frozen but shrimp that were in fact frozen.

The queso was a half-softened brick of lukewarm Velveeta. It was a graveyard of half-broken chips, not nearly strong enough to carve the into the solid cheese.

While I ordered the tortilla soup, I cannot say I “ate” it because it was more like “gnawing” on that leather-like, overcooked chicken. The broth left an awful taste in my mouth that lasted for hours.

I am no foodie and not a picky eater, but the food at this location was so bad, I imagined either (1) a saboteur had invaded the kitchen or (2) some reality show was filming some sort of prank showing our reaction. Sincerely, how could a Tex-Mex restaurant put out this food?

I don’t want to speculate on the cause, but the effects were obvious, even for me. I hope this review encourages the restaurant to do a little quality control so that it may be successful in the future. Daniel and the other folks who work there seem like really nice folks. I’d hate for them to pay for bad management.

I don’t know if this is the same family of restaurant as Los Cucos in Kingwood, but the Kingwood location is awesome every single time I go. I just don’t think I’ll return when going to College Station.

Food: 1

Service: 5

Our Los Cucos (249 near Tomball) burned down Summer 2023 and is still being rebuilt. We went to College Station to get away from Hurricane Beryl and glad to see this Los Cucos is still here, as it was the first one we ate at in 2000.

We started with two margaritas which were cold and refreshing. For our main course we had fajitas Los Cucos (chicken). Just as tasty as we remembered.

Hope our Los Cucos will open soon so we can get our weekly fix.

Thanks for a great meal!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fajita

My family got food poisoned, screw you los cucos.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1