Got a Tx whiskey on the rocks and a captain & coke and 2 shots of Jameson orange and my total was $80 + a $10tip. That’s kinda outrageous if you ask me. We still stayed and danced but didn’t buy anymore drinks that night. I’ve been there plenty of times and was never charged that much for drinks. I wish I would have got the bartender name because I felt like I got ripped off.
Brandon Lindsay
I had a blast at the Bottled Blonde. I was there March 2, 2025 doing a DJ showcase with Sound works DJ Academy and I had a wonderful time. The atmosphere was electric and all the staff were amazing. I look forward to going back soon and possibly DJing there again as a real gig.
Israel
One of the highly recommended spots - usually young crowd college students and up
J Richard
Walking into Bottled Blonde Dallas feels like stepping into an episode of Real Housewives: Uptown Edition—except everyone is single, flexing their leased cars, and aggressively trying to out-bottle-service each other. If you’ve ever wanted to see a $30,000 millionaire pop a $300 bottle like they own the city, this is the place for you.
The crowd? Absolutely unhinged. It’s a mix of dudes in overly tight shirts flashing their “business investor” cards (aka crypto bros), and girls who look like they’re about to be cast on Love Island. Everyone is here to be seen, and by seen, I mean pretending they have a yacht in Miami when their Uber history says otherwise.
The drinks? Expensive. Want a cocktail? That’ll be about half your paycheck and a small piece of your dignity. Bottle service? Hope you have a trust fund or a convincing poker face when the bill comes. Even the beers somehow cost as much as a car payment.
The vibe? Absolute chaos, in the best way possible. The music is blasting, the energy is wild, and at some point in the night, you’ll see someone try to fight a bouncer over nothing. It’s peak Dallas nightlife—loud, flashy, and full of people who have no business spending this much money on a Wednesday night.
Final verdict: 4 stars because it’s fun if you embrace the madness—but bring your credit card, your best fake job title, and expect to witness financial decisions that make zero sense.
Tony Ruggio
Literally no vibes until after 11 pm
Miss Williams
Went today at 2:49 pm on Sunday to get a take out pizza. They charged a $0.49 venue fee and $1.98 service fee. The pizza was garbage and whatever is on the floor in the bathroom left the bottom of my shoes sticky. AVOID
A B
Emily invited us to come visit, as she is a big fan of The Nudge, who my sister is a pro-planner for. Thank you so much to Emily for the warm welcome and experience. You made us feel so welcome to come and have fun at Bottled Blonde, which none of us had visited prior. I appreciate the invitation incredibly and the service upon accepting the invitation was remarkable. Emily is truly so sweet and accommodating. I also wanted to thank Solo, one of the bouncers, for his incredible customer service. Solo was so helpful when we wanted to ask the DJ about filming for The Nudge. He was cognizant of the DJ’a boundaries, while also trying to help us with our video. Solo was incredibly kind and helpful, so I wanted to make sure we called out his amazing service in this review. Thank you to both Emily and Solo for such an incredible first visit at Bottled Blonde!
Draft beers don't work and $16 for a SHOT of deep eddy is absurd
Limp Johnson
Strictly ok. The food is kind of low grade dog food. The drinks are good. But beware that at least on the weekend there is a hidden service charge and a venue fee that are ridiculous. And not advertised… And it’s not cheap. So wtf is that about. It’s Dallas not New York . At least advertise the hidden fees so I can leave. I would not go back because of that. So unless it’s a business expense for drinks only. The food not great and the service is just ok.
Darlene Lopez
My best friend got swiped ID and debit card here don’t recommend taking a purse
Howard Hubbard
Nice place. Good atmosphere. Great job is charging $6 for a diet Coke for the designated driver. Glad to see you guys are in favor of people being intoxicated. In response to the response from the owner, the other sad thing is that the diet Coke cost more than they were charging for beer.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 2
Service: 1
Mohit Bhatia
Not at all worth visiting place and spending your time and money at Bottle
Time to tear this place down...
10/10 great time highly recommend
Got a Tx whiskey on the rocks and a captain & coke and 2 shots of Jameson orange and my total was $80 + a $10tip. That’s kinda outrageous if you ask me. We still stayed and danced but didn’t buy anymore drinks that night. I’ve been there plenty of times and was never charged that much for drinks. I wish I would have got the bartender name because I felt like I got ripped off.
I had a blast at the Bottled Blonde. I was there March 2, 2025 doing a DJ showcase with Sound works DJ Academy and I had a wonderful time. The atmosphere was electric and all the staff were amazing. I look forward to going back soon and possibly DJing there again as a real gig.
One of the highly recommended spots - usually young crowd college students and up
Walking into Bottled Blonde Dallas feels like stepping into an episode of Real Housewives: Uptown Edition—except everyone is single, flexing their leased cars, and aggressively trying to out-bottle-service each other. If you’ve ever wanted to see a $30,000 millionaire pop a $300 bottle like they own the city, this is the place for you.
The crowd? Absolutely unhinged. It’s a mix of dudes in overly tight shirts flashing their “business investor” cards (aka crypto bros), and girls who look like they’re about to be cast on Love Island. Everyone is here to be seen, and by seen, I mean pretending they have a yacht in Miami when their Uber history says otherwise.
The drinks? Expensive. Want a cocktail? That’ll be about half your paycheck and a small piece of your dignity. Bottle service? Hope you have a trust fund or a convincing poker face when the bill comes. Even the beers somehow cost as much as a car payment.
The vibe? Absolute chaos, in the best way possible. The music is blasting, the energy is wild, and at some point in the night, you’ll see someone try to fight a bouncer over nothing. It’s peak Dallas nightlife—loud, flashy, and full of people who have no business spending this much money on a Wednesday night.
Final verdict: 4 stars because it’s fun if you embrace the madness—but bring your credit card, your best fake job title, and expect to witness financial decisions that make zero sense.
Literally no vibes until after 11 pm
Went today at 2:49 pm on Sunday to get a take out pizza. They charged a $0.49 venue fee and $1.98 service fee. The pizza was garbage and whatever is on the floor in the bathroom left the bottom of my shoes sticky. AVOID
Emily invited us to come visit, as she is a big fan of The Nudge, who my sister is a pro-planner for. Thank you so much to Emily for the warm welcome and experience. You made us feel so welcome to come and have fun at Bottled Blonde, which none of us had visited prior. I appreciate the invitation incredibly and the service upon accepting the invitation was remarkable. Emily is truly so sweet and accommodating. I also wanted to thank Solo, one of the bouncers, for his incredible customer service. Solo was so helpful when we wanted to ask the DJ about filming for The Nudge. He was cognizant of the DJ’a boundaries, while also trying to help us with our video. Solo was incredibly
kind and helpful, so I wanted to make sure we called out his amazing service in this review. Thank you to both Emily and Solo for such an incredible first visit at Bottled Blonde!
Great 👍
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Draft beers don't work and $16 for a SHOT of deep eddy is absurd
Strictly ok. The food is kind of low grade dog food. The drinks are good. But beware that at least on the weekend there is a hidden service charge and a venue fee that are ridiculous. And not advertised… And it’s not cheap. So wtf is that about. It’s Dallas not New York . At least advertise the hidden fees so I can leave. I would not go back because of that. So unless it’s a business expense for drinks only. The food not great and the service is just ok.
My best friend got swiped ID and debit card here don’t recommend taking a purse
Nice place. Good atmosphere. Great job is charging $6 for a diet Coke for the designated driver. Glad to see you guys are in favor of people being intoxicated.
In response to the response from the owner, the other sad thing is that the diet Coke cost more than they were charging for beer.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 2
Service: 1
Not at all worth visiting place and spending your time and money at Bottle
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
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