2 Phat Bastard Pies

606 Dennis St, Houston
(832) 779-2020

Recent Reviews

Noey J.

I had the lamb curry pie and it was amazing! I was hooked after the first bite. So flaky. So flavorful. It has a nice kick to it. I want to try every pie now.

Jon V.

A very rare five star rating! Look, this is not haute cuisine - it's a pie shop in a food court - but if you're in the market for a freshly made pie in Houston, this is the place to go. There are nowhere near enough savory pies anywhere in the US, so this is a very welcome addition to the culinary landscape. Of course, it's taken two foreigners to pull this off - transplants from Zimbabwe - and their pies are amazing. Friendly and functional service. There are some other neat places in the food court - try them out as well.

Maii S.

I LOVE IT HERE! The food is delicious and fresh each time! The customer service is spectacular and since this place is located inside the conservatory food hall the seating is also very spacious. && it's halal!! I got the fries and chicken samosas and the fries are absolutely amazing from their crispiness to the sauce their served with and the spice powder their tossed in. Everything is LOVELY.

Lynn M.

Got the jalapeño chicken pie: it was very flavorful and crispy. Will definitely be back to try more!

robin williams

South Africans approve!!! ❤️ Thank you so much for having a piece of home for us to

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Chicken Samosa 4, Lamb Curry Pie, Steak Pepper Pie

Audrey Macias

Ordered the pepper steak pie and it was amazing!!! The definition of comfort food! Will be back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Pia Davis

The Lamb Curry pie is amazing, and I can’t wait to return to sample other menu items.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Lamb Curry Pie

Maria E.

I absolutely love this little pie shop located inside the Conservatory Food Hall. They totally follow through on their premise: you get fat pies, generously stuffed with meat or whatever else you get. It's a bit pricy but it feels worth it -- their pies are made to order and like I said, they're big and filled to the brim. I've tried 3 kinds so far and honestly, each one was better than the last! The chicken/mushroom, chicken curry, and lamb curry. It's hard to pick a favorite but maybe the lamb curry. The lamb was so tender and flavorful! It's a bit spicy but not overwhelmingly so. Salty though but I like that. The crust is PERFECT. Flaky but not greasy. Just amazing in every way. Couldn't recommend this spot more. One of my new favorites.

A P

I ate the lamb pie and it was very very tasty. A little spice to it. I’m gonna come back and enjoy another.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Joe Nguyen

Friendly service. Very tasty and delicious! Amazing buttery, flakey pies!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Steak Pepper Pie

kristian smith

As a Brit abroad living in the US I thought I’d have to wait till I went back to England to get a proper decent pie. Found this place within a month of being here and I can’t believe my luck. Pie and the fries are both absolutely world class and honestly beats a lot if not most of the pies back home!Service is top, two great guys who came over to check everything was ok and have a quick chat at the end.Will definitely be back in a few weeks to try the lamb curry on the chefs recommendation.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Inside of Pepper Steak, Steak Pepper Pie, Fries

Thuy P.

This locates in conservatory food hall. Food is OK, lots of meat inside but a bit too salty for me. Portion wise is not big.

Vikki (VC)

Very cool spot. The service was pristine & the lamb curry was phenomenal?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Lamb Curry Pie

Drew West

The meats pies are made fresh when ordered and very authentic to the pies I have tried overseas. Rojen one of the owners was extremely helpful. We are excited to try some of the different pies they have.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Ivan Zheng

Food is delicious, got the lamb curry pie, fries, and complimentary samosas from the owner. The spices here are no joke. Owner, I think his name was Rajin, was kind enough to give us two samosas to try and they were delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Lamb Curry Pie, Fries

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