Chatter's Cafe & Bistro
140 S Heights Blvd, Houston
(713) 864-8080
Customers' Favorites
Greek Salad with Chicken
Hummus with Vegetables
Saffron Chicken Kabob
Beef Tenderloin Kabob
Chicken and Waffles
Grilled Salmon
Gyros Platter
Hippie Hollow
Tomato Soup
Pita Bread
The Appetizers
Zucchini Fritters
With horseradish spiked ranch.
Hummus
Served with carrots, celery, cucumber, and grilled pita.
Spicy Buffalo Wings
Seven pieces of wings. Served with blue cheese and celery.
Fresh Fruit and Cheese Plate
Fresh seasonal fruit and assorted cheese served with grilled pita.
Fried Calamari
With house-made marinara and spicy remoulade.
Peppered Encrusted Ahi Tuna
With wasabi spiked Asian sauce.
Salads
Mediterranean Salad
Gyros meat, tomato, cucumber, garbanzo beans, feta, kalamata olives, red onion, and stuffed grape leaves. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Salmon Niçoise
Grilled salmon, green beans, red bell pepper, artichoke hearts, red potato, tomato, hard-boiled egg, and kalamata olives over mixed greens tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Thai Shrimp Salad
Red curry shrimp over daikon, mixed greens, rice noodles, red onion, cucumber, red bell pepper, sesame seeds, and toasted almonds tossed in a sweet and spicy vinaigrette. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Tuscan Pasta Salad
Penne with basil pesto, olive salad, and sundried tomatoes over mixed greens. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Build Your Own Pasta
Build Your Own Pasta
With your choice of pasta and sauce, served with greek salad.
The Burgers
Chatter Burger
1/2 pound. Angus beef with our own chatter's spread. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
California Burger
Charbroiled chicken breast, avocado, provolone, bacon, and mayo. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
Sonoma Turkey Burger
1/3 pound with slices of avocado, swiss, bacon, and roasted garlic aioli. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
Garden Veggie Burger
A healthy blend of vegetables, grains, and spices with provolone, avocado, and roasted garlic aioli. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
The Entrees
Gyros Plate
Slices of a slow-roasted blend of seasoned lamb and beef, Grecian sauce, sliced tomatoes, and red onion served with fresh-cut fries and grilled pita. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Aegean Grill
Gyros, charbroiled chicken, Mediterranean rice, Grecian sauce, and seasonal vegetables. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Grilled Chicken Kabob
Served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal vegetables, and st. George sauce. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Bistro Fish and Chips
Served with spicy remoulade. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Grilled Salmon
Served with brown basmati rice, black beans, and pico de gallo. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Asian Stir Fry
Veggies tossed with fresh garlic, ginger, basil, and spices, served over white or brown basmati rice. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Vegetarian Delight
A healthy combination of steamed vegetables, black beans, brown basmati rice, and pico de gallo. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Chatter's Delight
A combination of grilled chicken and beef medallion kabobs served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal veggies and St. George sauce.
Maple Dijon Chicken
Sliced chicken breast topped with creamy maple Dijon sauce served with roasted garlic red mashers and spinach.
Medallions of Beef Tenderloin
Grilled and served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal vegetables and a Burgundy wine sauce.
Lasagna
A house favorite.
The Sammies
Parisian Chicken Club
Pulled chicken, bacon, and swiss with roasted jalapeño mayo on a baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Pressed Cuban Sandwich
Sliced ham, roasted pork, swiss, pickles, mayo, and mustard on a freshly baked baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
BLT and Brie
Melted brie, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, and tomato with apricot mayo. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
The Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, slow-roasted tomatoes, basil, and spinach with pesto spread on panini. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Flatbread Pizza
Margherita
Fresh tomatoes, mozzarella, and extra virgin olive oil.
The Appetizers
Hummus
Served with carrots, celery, cucumber, and grilled pita.
Zucchini Fritters
With horseradish spiked ranch.
Fresh Fruit and Cheese Plate
Fresh seasonal fruit and assorted cheese served with grilled pita.
Spicy Buffalo Wings
Seven pieces of wings. Served with blue cheese and celery.
Fried Calamari
With house-made marinara and spicy remoulade.
The Burgers
Chatter Burger
1/2 pound. Angus beef with our own chatter's spread. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
California Burger
Charbroiled chicken breast, avocado, provolone, bacon, and mayo. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
Garden Veggie Burger
A healthy blend of vegetables, grains, and spices with provolone, avocado, and roasted garlic aioli. With your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, and a pickle spear with fresh-cut fries, or sub-sweet potato fries for an additional charge.
The Entrees
Gyros Plate
Slices of a slow-roasted blend of seasoned lamb and beef, Grecian sauce, sliced tomatoes, and red onion served with fresh-cut fries and grilled pita. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Grilled Chicken Kabob
Served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal vegetables, and st. George sauce. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Aegean Grill
Gyros, charbroiled chicken, Mediterranean rice, Grecian sauce, and seasonal vegetables. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Asian Stir Fry
Veggies tossed with fresh garlic, ginger, basil, and spices, served over white or brown basmati rice. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Grilled Salmon
Served with brown basmati rice, black beans, and pico de gallo. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Beef Tenderloin Kabob
Charbroiled beef tenderloin kabob, served with Mediterranean rice and seasonal vegetables. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Bistro Fish and Chips
Served with spicy remoulade. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Vegetarian Delight
A healthy combination of steamed vegetables, black beans, brown basmati rice, and pico de gallo. All entrées are served with a choice of a cup of soup or greek salad.
Salads
The Cobb Salads
Mixed greens topped with bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, blue cheese crumbles, and tomato. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Salmon Niçoise
Grilled salmon, green beans, red bell pepper, artichoke hearts, red potato, tomato, hard-boiled egg, and kalamata olives over mixed greens tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Greek Salad
Mixed greens, kalamata olives, feta, tomato, cucumber, and red onion. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Mediterranean Salad
Gyros meat, tomato, cucumber, garbanzo beans, feta, kalamata olives, red onion, and stuffed grape leaves. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Chopped Spinach Salad
Spicy buffalo chicken, candied walnuts, blue cheese crumbles, sliced apple, chopped celery, and bacon tossed in a blue cheese vinaigrette. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Chicken Salad
A scoop of our fresh mixed chicken salad mixed with walnuts, apple and celery served over mixed greens with sliced apple and candied walnuts tossed in a citrus vinaigrette. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Tuscan Pasta Salad
Penne with basil pesto, olive salad, and sundried tomatoes over mixed greens. Add a cup of soup for an additional charge.
The Sammies
Smoked Turkey Ciabatta
Turkey, avocado, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Philly Cheesesteak Hoagie
Grilled, sliced ribeye smothered with grilled onions and bell peppers topped with melted provolone on a baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Pressed Cuban Sandwich
Sliced ham, roasted pork, swiss, pickles, mayo, and mustard on a freshly baked baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Parisian Chicken Club
Pulled chicken, bacon, and swiss with roasted jalapeño mayo on a baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
Hippie Hollow
Cheddar, mozzarella, provolone, avocado, sautéed mushrooms, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce, and tomato with roasted garlic aioli on a baguette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
The Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, slow-roasted tomatoes, basil, and spinach with pesto spread on panini. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge.
The Standbys
Chicken Club
Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce, and tomato with mayo. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
Chatter's Club
Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, provolone, lettuce, tomato, and pickles with mayo. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
BLT and Brie
Melted brie, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, and tomato with apricot mayo. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
Chicken Salad
Chicken breast mixed with apples, walnuts, and celery blended with light mayo served with alfalfa sprouts. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
Café Turkey
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, provolone, and alfalfa sprouts with honey mustard. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Available in half portions when noted.
The Pitas and Wraps
Baja Chicken Pita
Grilled chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato, and aioli. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Gyros Pita
A slow-roasted blend of seasoned lamb and beef, red onion, tomato, and Grecian sauce (may sub-grilled chicken breast for gyros). Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Spicy buffalo chicken, lettuce, and red onion with a cool ranch dressing. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Pueblo Wrap
Grilled chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, pico de gallo, salsa, and black bean hummus. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Turkey Cobb Wrap
Turkey, bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, lettuce, and tomato with a blue cheese sauce. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Vegetarian Wrap
Avocado, cucumber, red onion, tomato, red peppers, spinach, and hummus with a balsamic vinaigrette. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Mediterranean Wrap
Gyros, red onion, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, feta, and hummus with a Grecian sauce. Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh-cut fries. Substitute sweet potato fries, greek salad, or a cup of soup for an additional charge. Wraps made with whole wheat or spinach tortilla.
Build Your Own Pasta
Build Your Own Pasta
With your choice of pasta and sauce, served with greek salad.
Recent Reviews
Accidentally ended up here during a late night drive and actually walked in looking for a vegan restaurant. The waiter (Juan) was so friendly that his cheerfulness convinced me to stay and dine on the patio of the restaurant. Juan recommended their vegan option, which was a vegan wrap. IT WAS DELICIOUS. I thoroughly enjoyed the scenery while sitting on the porch as the cars drove by. The music was classical and I was very relaxed while eating my meal because the ambiance was perfect....
April 2024
Wow! Had dinner after many years away from Houston. This place has always had excellent food from appetizers to desserts. AND STILL DOES! Live these guys. Recommend to anyone in Houston, local or tourist.
January 2024
First time here and even though they were a bit understaffed, the service was excellent. Food was pretty good too and I appreciated the diversity of offerings, not just Mediterranean. Good food with good pricing. We plan on going back someday soon!
January 2024
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