Kale Me Crazy | Health food restaurant Houston

718 W 18th St Bldg B, Houston
(713) 636-9249

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Featured items
Chicken Pesto Wrap
grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Single Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
Acai Bowl
organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
Overnight Oats
oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter
Deluxe Acai Bowl
our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
Double Avocado Toast w/ Egg
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Avocado Toast w/ Egg
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Power House
avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
Single Smoked Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Mediterranean Hummus
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
Turkey Wrap
roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Tuna Wrap
house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Green Dream
kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
Wellness Shot
ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
Tropical Trippin
orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
Recovery
banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein

Juices
Kale Yeah!
kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon
Beet-L-Juice
apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger
The Glow
pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric
Paradise
apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
Charcoal Lemonade
h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon
Go Green
kale, spinach, cucumber, celery
Orange Juice
100% fresh-squeezed orange juice

Smoothies
Power House
avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
Green Dream
kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water
Recovery
banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein
The Warrior
maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave
Grounded
almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey
Tropical Trippin
orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk
Super Matcha
matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk
Burning Kale
celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne

Shots
Wellness Shot
ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon
Brain-On
orange, lemon, blue-green algae + "brain-on"
Painkiller
ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey
Elderberry
elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
Ginger (1oz)
Ginger (1oz)
Lemon (1oz)
Lemon (1oz)
Ginger (2oz)
Ginger (2oz)

Specialty Drinks
Matcha Iced Latte
matcha green tea, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
KMC Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon.
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk
Power Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
Hot Tea
organic tea

Acai & More
Deluxe Acai Bowl
our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
Acai Bowl
organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries, topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
Overnight Oats
oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter

Salads
Greek Salad
lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
Quinoa Bowl
quinoa, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette dressing
Smoked Salmon Salad
lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hard boiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette
Mediterranean Hummus
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas
Kale Salad
kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing.
Farro Salad
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing

Wraps & Sandwiches
Egg Sandwich
organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel
Chicken Pesto Wrap
grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Turkey Wrap
roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Tuna Wrap
house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, lettuce, carrots, kalamata olives, and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Vegan Wrap
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla

Poke Bowl
Poke Bowl
wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice.

Toast
Single Avocado Toast w/ Egg
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Smoked Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Single Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Single Avocado Toast w/out Egg
avocado, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Double Smoked Salmon Toast
sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Double Avocado Toast w/ Egg
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Single Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Double Hummus Toast
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, sprouted bread
Double Avocado Toast w/out Egg
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Double Almond Butter Toast
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread

Snacks & Water
Sweet Potato Chips
Sweet Potato Chips
Bottled Water
Bottled Water
Perrier
Perrier

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Recent Reviews

The powerhouse smoothie is positively addictive. The vegan wrap is simple but very good and filling too. I like this place too much. It's not particularly expensive, I just go too often and get too much. Would be 5 stars but that's reserved by the site for veg or vegan only, a laudable thing.
November 2023
It’s good but always so slow. Sometimes I don’t come here just because I know it’s slow. Today, I decided to stop in just for iced lattes thinking just iced lattes won’t take too long. I was wrong. 29 minutes for two iced lattes is way too long and they weren’t even busy. When I arrived, two people were sitting down and had already ordered and two people were in the process of ordering. I like this place and the owner is lovely. The person working was also pleasant and...
September 2023
I had the Greek salad with smoked salmon and avocados and Wow it was amazing. Will come here more often before work.Also, they have an assortment of fresh drinks. Beet-L Juice paired great with the salad.
August 2023

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Kale Me Crazy | Health food restaurant Houston

718 W 18th St Bldg B, Houston, TX 77008
(713) 636-9249