Lizzard’s is one of those places you don’t find—you’re brought there. It’s gritty, loud, and absolutely legendary. The kind of dive where the bartenders know what you want before you do, and the energy is chaotic in the best way. You’ll brush shoulders with Houston service industry royalty and not even realize it until the fourth round. No frills, no pretense—just vibes, cold drinks, and stories you’ll be half-afraid to tell the next day. Not for the faint of heart. Exactly why it’s a classic.
Brian Carpani, GeckoMediaGroup
Good drinks and affordable pricing. Small parking lot or street parking. Service wasn't the friendliest but quick.
Dylan McCloskey
I love Snakes! Great place
charles williams
Always a good time at a Houston legend. Even more fun when you are with this wonderful girl!
a. barker
Great out of the way dive bar. Charm galore and online jukebox. Photos next time. Great place to talk about fights with your brother. We all had them, but we're still brothers.
layne sullivan
It's a really cool place. Joel is an awesome bartender and super attentive when you need something.
Sam Davila
Great spot to chill with a cold beer. We will be returning.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
jw77019
Always great. Great clientele. Great chemistry and plenty of energy until closing time.
Lizzard’s is one of those places you don’t find—you’re brought there. It’s gritty, loud, and absolutely legendary. The kind of dive where the bartenders know what you want before you do, and the energy is chaotic in the best way. You’ll brush shoulders with Houston service industry royalty and not even realize it until the fourth round. No frills, no pretense—just vibes, cold drinks, and stories you’ll be half-afraid to tell the next day.
Not for the faint of heart. Exactly why it’s a classic.
Good drinks and affordable pricing. Small parking lot or street parking. Service wasn't the friendliest but quick.
I love Snakes! Great place
Always a good time at a Houston legend. Even more fun when you are with this wonderful girl!
Great out of the way dive bar. Charm galore and online jukebox. Photos next time. Great place to talk about fights with your brother. We all had them, but we're still brothers.
It's a really cool place. Joel is an awesome bartender and super attentive when you need something.
Great spot to chill with a cold beer. We will be returning.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Always great. Great clientele. Great chemistry and plenty of energy until closing time.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 5
Best bar in Houston!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
NOT the vibe at all
Atmosphere: 1
Service: 1
Restaurantji Recommends
Very nice bar tender and services was excellent. Nice place to get away on a stressful day!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dive bar.
Atmosphere: 4
Service: 4
Neighborhood Bar, dive bar in the Galleria vibe
Atmosphere: 4
Service: 4
The female tender working tonight was unfriendly, unwelcoming and I would not condone giving her my business!
Atmosphere: 1
Bad vibes all around at this joint. Female bartender is a jerk.
Atmosphere: 5
Service: 1
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