Sam's Cafe
920 Studemont St #438, Houston
(713) 861-1109
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Never in my life have I been duped like I just was with believing the lies told on the UberEat reviews for this place. This is by far, not only the worst Chinese food I’ve had, but the worst food I’ve ever eaten period. There’s no way the people saying it’s good are human. Please stay far away from this place. The orange chicken tastes like an actual fast pass to food posing. The chicken wings were overcooked and had a weird distribution of seasoning. Pay the few extra dollars and get something better.
Food: 1
Well. I'm not going to sit here and say it's the WORST but there's definitely a lot of room for improvement. Would I come back? No. Again, was it the absolute worst? Also no.
Food: 3
The is the absolute worst Chinese food I’ve ever seen/eaten in my entire life, the orange chicken are basically Tyson dyno nuggets with watery flavorless orange sauce, the wings where over cooked and dry. DONT ever order here, these people need to be stopped at all cost, they are a cancer to the community!
Food: 1
Uber Eats shows 4.8 stars with 25,000+ reviews. I can only assume this place somehow used bots to get a rating like that because it was undoubtedly the worst Chinese food I’ve ever eaten.
The chicken Lo Mein was utterly flavorless. It was like eating air, except with a slightly different texture. The double cooked pork dish tasted absolutely nothing like any other double cooked pork I’ve ever eaten in my life. It tasted like shame and Tabasco sauce. Even the sweat & sour sauce I got to dip my crab rangoons in was somehow bad. It was like red flavored water. Not sure what red tastes like but my guess is that’s pretty close. This food was just so unbelievably bad.
EDIT: Ok I had to come back on here and add to my review. How do they even manage to ruin the fortune cookie? I’m not sure it was even a real one. I think I got the display one that’s made of cardboard.
Food: 1
Terrible place . Word of advice . When people order delivery, put some forks in the bag . I ordered my food at work and had no way to eat the thing . You guys have one job . And still cant do it
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Food was bland and tough. Ordered chicken, beef and shrimp fried rice with some sides. Don't waste you $ or time.
Food: 2
Service: 5
Ordered food through Grub hub and Sam’s will call a Uber. The Uber driver “Gets lost” I don’t know how a uber driver gets lost but when I looked at the map he was on the other side of town…. Called Resturant and they just tell me to order food from somewhere else… HIGHLY suggest you order food from someone else.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Great food
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Some of the best Chinese food I've had in a while! I got sesame chicken, egg drop soup, an egg roll and crab rangoon. Everything was on point. Chicken was tender, rice was cooked perfectly. I'll be back for sure.
Food: 5
Service: 5
A staple in my fried rice, unfortunately I won’t be ordering from here again.
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Shrimp still had the peel on it. Chicken has a funny taste to it like it’s from a can. Egg rolls were okay. Pass by this place all the time so decided to give them a try. Big foodie so I was very disappointed when I got home. Sorry guys but you need to step up the quality! Best of luck
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Good place
Ordered on Uber Eats, roach in my food. Unacceptable. Place should be shut down.
My sister and I were excited to try a new restaurant and the reviews on GrubHub were amazing. I'm not sure who is giving out these rave reviews. I ate 3 pieces of the honey shrimp and 3 of the pork dumplings before I headed to work. I didn't notice that the lettuce was browning and the dumplings were not cooked right. 3 hours later, I felt strange and began vomiting at my job. I got food poisoning and couldn't even hold water down. This was almost a month ago and I still am feeling off. I now have gerd and had to change my diet, how I sleep and my work schedule so I can somewhat function like I did before. I still feel waves of nausea and occasionally have to head home early because the nausea is unbearable. I do not recommend this restaurant because I don't want anyone to have to go through the same food poisoning that I went through and be affected negatively for so long.
This was the worst food I’ve ever eaten. I’ll never frequent this restaurant again.
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