Simple Simon's Pizza
9700 Riverstone Ranch Rd Suite J, Houston
(281) 683-9394
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We've driven by this place so many times and never tried it. Never saw any cars there. Man, was I wrong! The triple pepperoni is a great choice for any pepperoni lover! The 6 meat!! With stuffed crust!! Simple Simon's ingredients aren't so simple! They are top shelf and they aren't stingy. Toppings get piled on edge to edge leaving just enough room for a nice crust. Two medium pizzas was more than enough and we still have plenty of leftovers. What's better than left over pizza? Leftover pizza from Simple Simon's, that's what. We can't wait to give the buffet a shot. I've read so many great reviews about it.
Food: 5
Service: 5
Pizzas taste great! Buffets on the weekdays are good too with all you can eat salad. The beast can feed quite a lot of people!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Super good pizza, came during the lunch buffet with the family and we were pleasantly surprised that children under 5 eat free! Awesome service from the staff! đđ
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This restaurant has really good pizza.
Meat lovers large pizza with extra sauce
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: The Original Calizone
Food was awesome, service was great. We showed up with a large family and were well taken care of. Everyone enjoyed it. We will be back again soon. 100% recommend this place!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
First time here... the Pizza was excellent, friendly staff and the price is right for the quality. I will return again!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Our first time here and Chan was so kind. Flavor is personally a mid but my boys devoured every bite so itâs a win for our family! Definitely excited to try their healthier options and buffet!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 5
Note for the uninformed, like myself, the buffet is only open during lunch hours sunday-friday and Tuesday night.
Moving on, we got cheesy jalapeño breadsticks, a small thin crust bbq chicken pizza, a medium pepperoni, and an apple cinnamon pizza for dessert. Everything was great! And the service was great, everyone was friendly and helpful. My only complaint is that the soda fountain didn't have the best ratio of fizz to syrup, but still drinkable. Would get pizza here again!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Went to this place and tried the buffet. Everything was hot, fresh, and delicious. Staff has excellent customer service, and very accommodating. You can ask for any pizza you would like, and they will make it, no questions asked! Highly recommend, and will be back!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
1st time ordering . The pizza is delicious. I have found my new go to pizza place in the area.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I was surprised, this is the second time
I come to this location. Pizza is just as the name implicates. Nothing complicated good pizza. This is the first time I come during lunch and they have a buffet which blew me away. The calzone tasted 10 out of 10. The gentleman that helped us was real friendly and was very accommodating. Was real clean inside
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
A Slice of Heaven at Simple Simon's â Riverstone Ranchâs Best-Kept Secret
Let me let you in on a not-so-secret anymore: Simple Simonâs Pizza at Riverstone Ranch is hands-down my absolute favorite pizza buffet. You walk in and instantly know youâve found something specialâeverything is spotless, the food is fresh and made-to-order, and the vibes are just right.
Buffet Bliss for Just $11.99
For only $11.99, you get way more than just pizza (though the pizza alone is worth it). This buffet includes a rotating lineup of specialty pizzas, golden breadsticks, garlic bread, stromboli, a loaded salad bar, drinks, and two kinds of desserts that always hit the sweet spot. Think warm, gooey, and unforgettable.
Service That Feels Like Family
Then thereâs Epinâthe heart of the experience. Heâs not the owner, but youâd think he was with the way he treats every customer like family. He knows my name, always greets me with a smile, and genuinely wants to know how Iâm doing. Heâll even ask what Iâd love to see on the buffet that day. Itâs rare to find service this personal and sincere.
So Good, I Ate Here Five Days in a Row
Yes, I really did. Five straight days. Thatâs how good it is. Every dish is perfectly heated, flavorful, and satisfying from first bite to last. One visit and youâll see why itâs hard not to keep coming back.
Spreading the Love, One Plate at a Time
I even told a friend who lives way down South to check it outâshe drove up just for this buffet. After one plate, she was hooked. Now sheâs planning another trip just for round two.
A Personal Favorite: Buffalo Chicken Pizza
If you know, you know. Their Buffalo chicken pizza is my personal favoriteâmelty cheese, tangy sauce, and just the right kick of spice. Itâs the kind of flavor that makes you pause and savor every bite.
Dessert Dreams: Apple Cinnamon Pizza
Letâs talk dessert. The apple cinnamon dessert pizza is pure magic. Warm, sweet, and sprinkled with just the right touch of nostalgia. Itâs comfort food done right. And rumor has itâthey might be adding an ice cream machine soon. Fingers crossed!
Deals, Discounts & Daily Buffet Hours
Simple Simonâs also honors seniors, teachers, and first responders with special discounts. The buffet is available:
SundayâFriday, 11 AM â 2 PM
Tuesday Nights, 5 PM â 8 PM (Sadly, no buffet on Saturdaysâbut it just gives me something to look forward to during the week!)
The Menu: More Than Just Pizza
Their full menu is just as excitingâoffering small to âbeastâ-sized pizzas (the beast is huge), keto-friendly options, wings, calzones, sandwiches, stuffed crust, and more. Whether you're eating in or grabbing takeout, thereâs something for everyone.
Bonus: Drive-Thru Convenience
Yes, you read that rightâthereâs a drive-thru window. Perfect for when youâre on the go but still want to treat yourself to something tasty.
The Final Word: Come Hungry, Leave Happy
Simple Simonâs at Riverstone Ranch is more than just a pizza buffetâitâs a community hub, a comfort zone, and a seriously underrated food gem. Come hungry, leave full, and maybe say hi to Epin while youâre there. You wonât regret it.
Smells good. Tastes even better. Your cravings end here.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Buffet was good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Simple Simon's Pizza is an amazing experience and a refreshing new feel for the pizza industry. The amazing atmosphere paired with the friendly staff and delectable food create sensations like no others. I first got the classic pizzas, like the triple pepperoni, but since then have begun to experiment with new flavors and dishes. My personal favorite is the buffalo chicken pizza, but every dish is delicious. The atmosphere is great, with the sleek interior design and the color scheme helping to soothe your nerves while you devour your meal. The staff are all incredibly helpful, offering suggestions and getting your food back to you quickly and without any mistakes. The buffet is cost-effective and allows for multiple plates, allowing you to grab a quick salad while you wait for your pizza. The business also closes at nine, permitting you to grab a late-night bite on those days where you just don't feel like cooking. The location is nestled inside of a large subdivision, providing pizza to hundreds of people, and sits next to multiple schools, supplying an afterschool snack for many. Overall, Simple Simon's Pizza is an amazing restaurant, from its amazing atmosphere to its beautifully crafted food, and deserves this five-star review.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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