Mean Burger

9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble
(281) 913-5234

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Menu

Mean Burgers
Mean Burger
Mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean with Cheese
American cheese, mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean with Bacon
American cheese, bacon, mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean Texas Burger
Chili, jalapenos, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions.
Mean Ranch BLT Burger
American cheese, bacon, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Baja Burger
Bacon, jalapenos, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions., mustard, mayo.
Mean Bleu Cheese Burger
Bleu cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean BBQ Burger
Chopped BBQ, cheddar cheese, mustard, BBQ sauce, lettuce, onion, pickles.
Mean Shroom Burger
Grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo.
Mean Avocado Burger
Avocado, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Patty Melt
Grilled onion, Swiss cheese on a bun.
Mean Hawaiian Burger
Grilled ham, pineapple, jalapenos, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese.
Mean Jalapenos Cream Cheeseburger
Grilled jalapenos, cream cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions.
Mean Fried Egg Burger
Fried egg, bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mayo.
Mean Pizza Burger
Pepperoni, marinara, mozzarella cheese.
Mean Mac and Cheeseburger
Mayo, cheese, fried mac and cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions.
Mean Sticky Burger
Peanut butter, bacon, grilled onions, fried egg, American cheese.
Mean Creamy and Sticky Burger
Cream cheese, peanut butter, bacon, fried egg, grilled jalapeños, grilled onions.
Mean Chili Relleno Burger
Chili relleno, avocado, letttuce, tomato, chipotle mayo.
Mean Cowboy Burger
Bacon, mushrooms, a1 sauce, 1 onion ring, mustard, lettuce, pickle Swiss cheese.
Mean Siracha Burger
Siracha mayo, jalapeno, bacon, American cheese, queso cheese sauce, lettuce tomato, onions, pickles.

Chicken
Mean Grilled Chicken
Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes. Add cheese for an additional charge.
Mean Baja Grilled Chicken
Bacon, American cheese, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos.
Mean Ranch BLT Grilled Chicken
Bacon, American cheese, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Shroom Grilled Chicken
Grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo.
Mean Italian Chicken
Pesto, mozarella cheese, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
Mean Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo sauce, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
Mean BBQ Grilled Chicken
cheddar cheese, mustard, BBQ sauce, lettuce, onion, pickles.
Mean Hawaiian Grilled Chicken
Grilled pineapple, grilled jalapeños, grilled ham, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Avocado Chicken
Avocado, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.

Sides and Drinks
Regular Fries
Fried potatoes.
Sweet Potato Fries
Fried potatoes.
Onion Rings
Battered
Side of BBQ Sauce
Side of Ranch Dressing
Bottle Pepsi
20 oz.
Bottle Pepsi Zero
20oz
Bottle Mt Dew
20 oz.
Bottle Starry
20 oz
Bottle Aquafina Water
20 oz.
Vanilla Shake
Chocolate Shake
Strawberry Shake
Cookies and Cream Shake
Bottle Orange Crush
Bottle Diet Pepsi
20 oz.

Kids Menu
Kids Mean Kids Burger
Mustard, ketchup, pickles. Add cheese for an additional charge. Small Fries included.
Kids Grilled Cheese
Small Fries included.
Kids Chicken Strips
Bacon, American cheese, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes. Small Fries included.

Specialty Fries
Mean Cajun Fries
Cajun seasoning.
Garlic Cajun Fries
Fresh garlic and Cajun spice.
Mean Cheese Fries
Cheddar Cheese Sauce.
Mean Chili Cheese Fries
Chili and cheddar cheese sauce.
Bacon Cheese Fries
Cheddar cheese sauce and bacon.
Mean BBQ Fries
BBQ sauce, chopped beef, cheese.
Mean Pizza Fries
mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, marinara.
Mean Texas Fries
Chili, Onions, Cheese Sauce, Jalapenos
Mean Buffalo Fries
Buffalo sauce with side ranch.

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Recent Reviews

I had the Mean Baja burger, it was delicious! Huge burger, super soft bun. Yummy sweet potato fries. And the owner checked on us frequently, brought us a high chair for our baby without asking, very friendly and personable. I would absolutely go back.
December 2025
Best burger in houston!!! The Sticky Burger!! If you live in the area and haven't tried this place you are wrong!! Hell, if you live in Houston and haven't tried this place you are wrong. Double hell, if you live in Texas and haven't tried this place you are wrong.

On the real though, great burgers and the owner is super cool and greatful for all his loyal customers!!
December 2025
Absolutely love this place. The food is always fresh and delicious! I drive from Katy to come here with my family. The owner is very attentive to his customers and his team are always smiling. Highly recommend!
December 2025

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Mean Burger

9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble, TX 77338
(281) 913-5234