Mean Burger

9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble
(281) 913-5234

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Customers' Favorites

Bacon and Egg Burger and Fries
Cowboy Burger and Onion Rings
Mean Roll-N-Smoke Que Burger
Mean Burger with Cheese
Mean Bleu Cheese Burger
Mean Garlic Cajun Fries
Mean Hawaiian Burger
Mean Avocado Burger
Sweet Potato Fries
Mean Shroom Burger

Menu

Mean Burgers
Mean Burger
Mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean with Cheese
American cheese, mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean with Bacon
American cheese, bacon, mustard, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, onions.
Mean Texas Burger
Chili, jalapenos, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions.
Mean Ranch BLT Burger
American cheese, bacon, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Baja Burger
Bacon, jalapenos, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions., mustard, mayo.
Mean Bleu Cheese Burger
Bleu cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean BBQ Burger
Chopped BBQ, cheddar cheese, mustard, BBQ sauce, lettuce, onion, pickles.
Mean Shroom Burger
Grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo.
Mean Avocado Burger
Avocado, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Patty Melt
Grilled onion, Swiss cheese on a bun.
Mean Hawaiian Burger
Grilled ham, pineapple, jalapenos, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese.
Mean Jalapenos Cream Cheeseburger
Grilled jalapenos, cream cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions.
Mean Fried Egg Burger
Fried egg, bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mayo.
Mean Pizza Burger
Pepperoni, marinara, mozzarella cheese.
Mean Mac and Cheeseburger
Mayo, cheese, fried mac and cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions.
Mean Sticky Burger
Peanut butter, bacon, grilled onions, fried egg, American cheese.
Mean Creamy and Sticky Burger
Cream cheese, peanut butter, bacon, fried egg, grilled jalapeños, grilled onions.
Mean Chili Relleno Burger
Chili relleno, avocado, letttuce, tomato, chipotle mayo.
Mean Cowboy Burger
Bacon, mushrooms, a1 sauce, 1 onion ring, mustard, lettuce, pickle Swiss cheese.
Mean Siracha Burger
Siracha mayo, jalapeno, bacon, American cheese, queso cheese sauce, lettuce tomato, onions, pickles.

Chicken
Mean Grilled Chicken
Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes. Add cheese for an additional charge.
Mean Baja Grilled Chicken
Bacon, American cheese, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos.
Mean Ranch BLT Grilled Chicken
Bacon, American cheese, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Shroom Grilled Chicken
Grilled mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo.
Mean Italian Chicken
Pesto, mozarella cheese, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
Mean Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo sauce, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
Mean BBQ Grilled Chicken
cheddar cheese, mustard, BBQ sauce, lettuce, onion, pickles.
Mean Hawaiian Grilled Chicken
Grilled pineapple, grilled jalapeños, grilled ham, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.
Mean Avocado Chicken
Avocado, grilled onions, Swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.

Sides and Drinks
Regular Fries
Fried potatoes.
Sweet Potato Fries
Fried potatoes.
Onion Rings
Battered
Side of BBQ Sauce
Side of Ranch Dressing
Bottle Pepsi
20 oz.
Bottle Pepsi Zero
20oz
Bottle Mt Dew
20 oz.
Bottle Starry
20 oz
Bottle Aquafina Water
20 oz.
Vanilla Shake
Chocolate Shake
Strawberry Shake
Cookies and Cream Shake
Bottle Orange Crush
Bottle Diet Pepsi
20 oz.

Kids Menu
Kids Mean Kids Burger
Mustard, ketchup, pickles. Add cheese for an additional charge. Small Fries included.
Kids Grilled Cheese
Small Fries included.
Kids Chicken Strips
Bacon, American cheese, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes. Small Fries included.

Specialty Fries
Mean Cajun Fries
Cajun seasoning.
Garlic Cajun Fries
Fresh garlic and Cajun spice.
Mean Cheese Fries
Cheddar Cheese Sauce.
Mean Chili Cheese Fries
Chili and cheddar cheese sauce.
Bacon Cheese Fries
Cheddar cheese sauce and bacon.
Mean BBQ Fries
BBQ sauce, chopped beef, cheese.
Mean Pizza Fries
mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, marinara.
Mean Texas Fries
Chili, Onions, Cheese Sauce, Jalapenos
Mean Buffalo Fries
Buffalo sauce with side ranch.

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Recent Reviews

This was one of the best restaurant burgers I've ever had. The mean baja burger was flavorful and juicy. The bun is so soft and delicious. We also got the garlic fries, onion rings and a cookies and cream milkshake. All of it was delicious. We will be back.
July 2025
I was in the area and was looking for a place for lunch and came here. We ordered the mean burger and Cajun fries also mean BBQ burger with sweet potato fries. Everything was cooked to order. It was flavorful and the fries were perfect. This is a great spot. Give them a try
July 2025
maaaaaan, easily top 3 best burgers i have ever put in my mouth! this spot is a hidden gem in houston. i'm very glad i discovered this place during my time in houston. fresh food, seasoned to perfection + will keep you coming back.

the service was actually top tier as well — shout to everyone that works there. you are greatly appreciated, familia! they also introduced me to narvie's sweet tea, which they sell in the restaurant + it was excellent!...
July 2025

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Mean Burger

9441 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W Suite 200, Humble, TX 77338
(281) 913-5234