Scholars and Scoundrels

Stopped in for the UH watch party (the Elite Eight game against Tennessee). Had a good time, service was friendly. Food was good. They were out of almost all of the craft beer. They had some good selections but again, they were out of almost everything.

Good place to catch a game and they have some good food options. Nice vibe.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots

Dirtiest crawfish I’ve been served. Undercooked and no flavor. My boyfriend’s been throwing up since eating them and his poor butthole is falling off. Wouldn’t recommended. Our server told us place is a cash grab and they get multiple walk outs per day.

Service was terrible from the beginning. Server barely came to our table. Didn’t ring up one of the orders. Every one of the 6 entrees we got came out at a different time. Had to flag server down to tell him we were missing food. He blamed the kitchen immediately. Dueling pianos were great but that’s about it.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 1

Meh. Not a bad place, and the service is great in the bar area. But I’ve had multiple issues with their ordering system and even phone orders with their food. It is always wrong and not exactly cheap to be wrong every time.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Wings, WAP Tacos

Not the worst experience but wasn't memorable enough for me to give it anything higher than 3 stars. Everything was Okay, nothing more or less.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 2

Crawfish was horrible but cheap and nice size but how they cook seems like without seasoning then sprinkle seasoning afterwards then charge extra for extra seasoning which still don’t taste seasoned but the customer service was top tier the bar tender she was very friendly and knowledgeable

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 5

Crawfish is not the cleanest

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 4

Restaurant Review

The restaurant is a decent option for an affordable lunch. The food is okay—not outstanding, but it gets the job done. The portions are fair for the price, and the service is efficient, though not particularly warm or welcoming. It’s a good spot if you’re looking for a quick and budget-friendly meal, but don’t expect anything memorable.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Fried Pickles

Baked wings. All the food was terrible. Awful experience.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 3

I came to celebrate my birthday, ordered around 7:30. By 8:30 the food started to taste disgusting. The crab legs and crawfish tasted like soap and we ordered the spicy and they came plain. It took forever for our server Rachel to do anything. We asked for a refill and it took her 15 mins to come back with it. We could see our waiter just dancing around by the kitchen. Very unprofessional. It’s a great place to hang out at, has outside seating, however I do not recommend getting any of the sea food.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 1

Service: 1

Nachos were wack. Not actual cheese. Tasted like a Mayonnaise and BBQ mix. Chips were cooked in "old" cooking oil which makes them greasy and rancid. Not going back. At least not for nachos or Mac & cheese 😆

I witnessed a server at the bar wipe his eye and proceed to grab an orange with the same hand and put it in someone’s alcoholic drink. Absolutely disgusting. I heard they only make 2 an hr and get minimal tips as well. Food is pretty mediocre and if I witnessed a server do that who knows what goes on in the kitchen. Disgusting, steer clear of this place.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

if your one of the people that want to drink and disguise it with, your going to dinner, then this is the place. the food wont bring u back. the place is small

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 3

Came here on 01/11 for the Texans game. Not joking when I say we sat down for 1 HOUR and nobody ever came to our table. The mixed girl with the glasses was our waiter and my husband had to ask her to come to the table to take our drinks, she told him she would and proceeded to go hide in the back. The manager also looks like he has no idea what he is doing which may be why people were sitting at their table with no drinks or food for about an hour as well with no food or drinks.

Anyways husband ordered a beer at the bar and we left won’t return and don’t recommend coming here.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Walked in at 10pm on the Monday before Christmas Eve. Going to what I thought, was an industry friendly bar, I was told my wife and I couldn't have a table, because the kitchen was closed. Even though I literally watched them seat a 5 top, with menus, directly in front of us. Seconds before we were told the bar was our only option.

The server/host seating us, we've had before. Laziest server I've ever had in the past. Rude, short and, well, that's about it.

I've talked with the owners here off and on through the years. Worked with them, or at places they worked in Katy, as I worked in the industry... This was supposed (or I thought) an industry bar.

Well, my wife and I went to borders, at their old location, and we won't be coming back to any of their locations.

I don't know what happened to this place, but I won't spend another dollar at any of their locations, and my wife feels the same. Her and her teacher friends regularly visit the Elyson location, multiple times a week. That will no longer occur.

This place isn't what it used to be. Stay away.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1