Simon Sez

2007 Orchid Ave, McAllen
(956) 618-4178

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Guadalupe Navarro

Live band played and performed music ranging from Pink Floyd to Rock and Roll hits enjoyed by many in attendance.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Gina Yvette

Great place to hear live music.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Eddie Perez

Didn't get any food but the beer was cold and came on time every time, had a good time listening to Draft, the live band for the night. Next time im back in town I'll definitely stop by.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Michael Hines

Maaan, this is the place to be! Mrs. Pattie and Mr. John are the greatest; oh and the slots are off the hook! I love it here!

Francisco Salazar

Unbelievable that I was not allowed entrance after showing ID just because the old man misheard me say my birthdate. Barbaric.

Mario Aleman

Legendary establishment to get your live rock and roll fix. Great service and friendly staff.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Griselda Quintanilla

Small bar with the usual rocker crowd. Fun hangout.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 4

Magic

It was great to be back but it just wasn't the same.

Atmosphere: 5

Elias Hinojosa

Legendary spot ! ! Real deal in

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Jesse Gonzalez

Good live music but beer and alcohol drinks could be better, on some days they are over priced.

Donna Simpson

Walked in - apparently walked through the back door without knowing. It’s dark. Damp. Most everyone there is in their late 40s to 50s so it’s not the most welcoming crowd when you come in. The band that was there was nothing but loud. There was a $3 cover per person. The bar itself is smaller than expected from looking outside and there are a lot better options in the area. I asked for a menu and they waitress just pointed to the bar saying it’s whatever they have. No house cocktails or specialties. Parking isn’t paved and you’re walking through dirt just to get to the door. Characters outside sitting in their car while others surround the door smoking. Won’t be returning.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Marie

I asked the bartender to make me a specialty drink, gave the recipe, and she made it to a T. The service here has always been great! Envy Martini: 1 shot of frangelico, 1 shot of peach schnapps, 1 shot of Melon liquor, 1 shot of vodka, shake then add a splash of lime. They don't disappoint.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Justin Stubbs

Great place to see some live music, cool little dive.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Justin Stubbs (TheBoozeBear)

Great place to see some live music, cool little dive.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Santiago Duran

Legendary and for me, nostalgic.

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