The Hoity Toit Beer Joint

last night, mon 6/23, visited solo nearing closing time, 12a. female bartender whose name maybe was jasmine was lovely; felt welcome and safe. cold beers for three bucks. best shuffleboard table i’ve maybe ever played and i play pretty frequently. noticed the owner has recently replied to reviews. i’d love learning more about your joint; it’s a gem. and, that table deserves a plaque for exceptional condition and action. TY!

Nice lil welcoming spot to chill n hav a drink...inside or outside in the smokin area with picnic tables and shade. Good ol rock n roll and country mix of music. I'd definitely recommend this place and will return.

“Stumbled into this bar and instantly felt the charm of the good old days. Pure classic vibes – I’m here for it.” 🍻✨

Great place to grab a cold beer and drink with friends

The best little dive bar with coldest beer in town

Great small bar!!! Cash only gets packed!!! Great prices too!!! Don't forget to tip!!!!

Laid back Atmosphere, Attentive Bartender even just outside on the Patio the bar tender came out to keep us going on a few rounds as well as Peanuts at our table Patio 👍 very reasonably priced drinks and set-ups with TV screens for viewing pool table, and Shuffle board 😀 Definitely recommend
this friendly atmosphere with bikers pulling up to Wet their Whistles.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 5

Only complaint was the lack of draft beer 🍺 other than that my girlfriend and I loved this place. Will be returning soon.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

Great old beer joint!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Great dive bar, mainly locals but good place to chill, sit back and have some beers

Don't dare try to play shuffleboard if you are used to the plucks sliding down with ease. This one has no clear coat on it, just rough wood and dust. Beer was cold though.

Atmosphere: 3

Service: 4

This place is a local landmark. It's probably been around for close to a hundred years. After the atmosphere, the big draw is everything is half price. Oh, and be sure to bring cash, that's the only way you can buy anything.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Classic home in the wall bar in New Braunfels. Fun! They take cash only.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 4

One of our favorite spots in town! If you’re not from New Braunfels and you are looking for a locals experience this is the place. We always bring our out of town guest here. They only serve beer, cash only but you can bring your own liquor you just have to buy your mixers from them. They have two pool tables, shuffleboard and some slot machines for entertainment. Also just hanging out and people watching is a great experience.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

I have been passing this place for quite a while and finally decided to stop. Awesome bar, staff and prices! And it’s BYOB with 2$ setups. It’s been years since we paid 2.50 for a domestic (happy hour but regular is 3$) and have seen BYOB. Close to Gruene and downtown!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5