Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

I left before even ordering food. Sarcasm is one thing, but rude sexual “humor” is quite another. I found it extremely distasteful and inappropriate. I took my business elsewhere.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Our server Rashelle was awesome 👌 We had a great time and food wasn't half bad 😀

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Steak, Burger

Shoutout JT! He’s funny!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Oh Lands…this was fun! Sierra was our server..just enough cocky but cute as can be! The manager as well…I hope they make you a hat if you go…we all got one and even though we were wearing one ourselves, we sat and laughed at each other. Our table was outside in the shade by the Riverwalk! My steak and mashed potatoes were so good. I really had wanted a steak while in Texas and it was great

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

EVELYNN was the absolute greatest server! She only made me cry once! Can’t wait to come back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

✨ Victoria was absolutely phenomenal — beyond amazing! The hospitality, the laughter, the energy, and the fun were unmatched. Along with her incredible team, she made the experience unforgettable. Eddie was amazing too! Truly, this was the place to be. You guys rock! 🙌

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

One Mich Ultra draft costs $10 before tax and tip, no thank you won’t be back at least not for a beer to watch football. Quirky service is at least kinda fun but wow I’ve had cheaper beers at a sporting event. Staff was attentive but mostly because no one was in there. I feel for the workers there because that is a tough sell, after the fact - to be fair, I did not ask the price nor did I look at the menu close enough.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 1

Service: 3

Evelynn was the best server of all time!!! I loved her service, im coming back with more of my friends just for her. Shes also the most beautiful server here.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Evelynn was the GREATEST waiter ever my friends and I will be coming back

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Went for the first time. Service was good, but intentionally slow. It put us behind and my vehicle almost got towed. I had to pay $85 for the towing company to drop my car in the parking lot. Lunch wouldn’t have taken as long if the server hadn’t taken a long time to take the orders. We should have left after waiting such a long time for our order to be taken. He was concentrating more on making everyone’s hats in the restaurant instead of taking the orders. He should have took the table orders instead of making the hats instead of making the hats and making people wait to have their orders taken. You can still be fun, sarcastic, and keep your tables moving and happy, but this guy took the whole not giving a crap thing to a whole new level.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 1

I took my friend for her birthday and everything was great. I recommend this place 100%. The food delicious very delicious and omg the bowl drink was delicious. Great experience, my friend loved it and we making plans to go in a group.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Cold tasteless meal.Never again.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

Alexa is the best!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Dirtiest restaurant on the Riverwalk!
DISGUSTING!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 3

Service: 3

Brittany hurt my friends feelings

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5