The Three Legged Monkey

To be honest, came to the Three-Legged Monkey because I loved the name then pulled up saw their logo, loved it even more. But honestly that evening they had a open mic night (I guess is what you'd call it) and the guy they had playing was AMAZING. He had his own twists on female artist songs and we even put in a request. Unfortunately he didn't have our first choice Blue October, but he did kill it with The Cure. Our bartender was super attentive, it was League night for darts so they were a little busy but not slammed to the point to where we waited a long time for our drinks. They only have one pool table which wasn't a huge deal; It was a good table. We left fairly early because we didn't want to get caught if anymore ugly thunderstorms were due to start again like there was the night before. The only bad thing is not necessarily per se their location bad even though we're following GPS. We did kind of miss the entrance twice other than that, when we're in the area again we will definitely be back as we had such a good time and hopefully that guy will be there again and have at least ONE Blue October song under his belt 🤷🏽‍♀️

I loved this place & it was a real hoot to see their real life caged 3 legged monkey. Although at first he was acting incredibly erratic. Grabbing women’s breast, squeezing men’s genitalia & pleasuring himself in the corner of the cage etc. once they gave him a little squirt bottle with some booze in it & that shot of “calmhimdown” he started behaving like a proper gentlemen. He was even able to explain the tariff situation & how it would impact working Americans. His perspective was very enlightening & it has really turned me thinking around. 5 out of 5 stars.

Thee worst bar tender,totally ignored for the regulars and shots she was doing with them.Definaly in need of a bar rescue .

Cool neighborhood bar. Drinks were 🔥.

Bartenders were so nice but I got an Austin East ciders blackberry can and I took a drink and I had a piece of steel wool in my mouth that must have come from the top of the can. It scraped the top of my mouth. The atmosphere was amazing and everything else was great but that was such a bad experience.

Miss Erin was very nice and more than understanding with any business that came her way. To see her deal with such a random shuffle of personalities and still talk to my friends and I like we were actual people was honestly refreshing. A rare treat compared to most of the bars I’ve been to in the vicinity. I don’t write reviews often but this one is worth it. Cheers Erin , keep rockin on.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 5

Love the hospitality and service and hella fun

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Love this place! It’s my regular spot. Love all the bartenders and the vibe.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I was physically assaulted for no reason to be removed without it being allowed to correct my tab before being ejected for no valid reason without cause

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Its a nice hole in the wall to chill and have a drink.

Atmosphere: 3

Service: 5

Very disappointed, with name like 3 legged monkey I was expecting a black gay bar and oh boy was I wrong.

Omg the greatest time I had in a long time. Thanks everyone for helping me celebrate my new friends birthday. And the two gentlemen who Made her Night to remember. Okay chiquito's

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Had so much fun we celebrate my friend's birthday and we can't wait to go

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The Service was horrible and took forever to get drinks at the bar.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 1

Loved the KJ there on Sunday nights but the bartender didn't service peeps too well.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 1