The Three Legged Monkey

2313 NW Military Hwy #115, San Antonio
(210) 340-9233

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To be honest, came to the Three-Legged Monkey because I loved the name then pulled up saw their logo, loved it even more. But honestly that evening they had a open mic night (I guess is what you'd call it) and the guy they had playing was AMAZING. He had his own twists on female artist songs and we even put in a request. Unfortunately he didn't have our first choice Blue October, but he did kill it with The Cure. Our bartender was super attentive, it was League night...

June 2025

I loved this place & it was a real hoot to see their real life caged 3 legged monkey. Although at first he was acting incredibly erratic. Grabbing women’s breast, squeezing men’s genitalia & pleasuring himself in the corner of the cage etc. once they gave him a little squirt bottle with some booze in it & that shot of “calmhimdown” he started behaving like a proper gentlemen. He was even able to explain the tariff situation & how it would impact working...

May 2025

Miss Erin was very nice and more than understanding with any business that came her way. To see her deal with such a random shuffle of personalities and still talk to my friends and I like we were actual people was honestly refreshing. A rare treat compared to most of the bars I’ve been to in the vicinity. I don’t write reviews often but this one is worth it. Cheers Erin , keep rockin on.

November 2024

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