One word: YES!!! This place has BOMB micheladas. Micheladas are my favorite drink and this place knows how to make it right and for a great price. They are huge and only $10! I will 100% come back here any time I am on the Riverwalk, no question. The michelada was perfectly balanced and super delicious. I have no complaints at all.
The service was quick and friendly, and the painting is a great place to snap a photo of your drink. I found my new michelada spot in San Antonio!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Elizabeth Prokupek
Linda wore 90s spurs gear and was absolutely amazing! Would drink here again
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Alondra Silva
Linda was amazing ! So helpful and was so nice and inviting ! I’d definitely come back just to see her 😄
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Elizabeth McEntire
Gather ‘round, River Walk rogues, because the Thirsty Aztec is where you’ll either emerge as a margarita-fueled legend or stumble away wondering if you just drank a candy store. Me, my pal Candice, and my mom (still the coolest mom on the block) sauntered into this lively little dive under the Aztec Theatre, ready to sip our way into the “Legend of the Thirsty Aztec” saga. Spoiler: We left as honorary Amiki warriors, clutching our epic souvenir cups and giggling like we’d just outsmarted the Sun god himself. We dove headfirst into the Da Aztec, a 44oz frozen monster that’s basically a slushie for titans. At roughly $40 each (loaded with 3 rum shots and 3 jello shots per person—because we don’t mess around), it’s a splurge, but it’s a team-building exercise in liquid courage. You pick your flavors, and we went wild: Candice and I both rocked a Peach-Mango-Strawberry swirl (like a sunset in a cup, fruity and fabulous), while Mom, our resident rebel, crafted a Lime-Watermelon-Piña Colada masterpiece she christened “The Aztec Mama.” The result? A Technicolor trio of frozen bliss that had us toasting like we’d just saved River City from a flood. Those jello shots? Wobbly little tricksters that sneak up like Jade stealing lake water. The rum shots? Smooth enough to make you feel like you’re sailing the River Walk like a pirate king. The souvenir cup deal is the real treasure here. Bring it back, and refills are half-price—forever! We’re already plotting our next River Walk strut to cash in. The staff was a riot, slinging samples like they were auditioning for a tequila-fueled talent show, and the riverfront view was pure San Antonio magic. Downsides? It’s peak tourist trap territory (it’s the River Walk, what did we expect?), and the price might make your bank account shed a tear. In short, Thirsty Aztec is like if an Aztec god opened a tiki bar and made it Instagram-ready. Perfect for groups ready to sip, stroll, and channel Jade’s mischievous vibes. Just pace yourself—those drinks are sweeter than a Texas peach and hit harder than a summer heatwave. We’ll be back, cups in hand, ready to rule the river again! 🌊🍹 #ThirstyAztecTales
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
LA LA
Food was a 10/10 we tried queso and shrimp and chicken fajitas. So good. The manager walked to ask if everything was alright he asked every table I loved that. He checked us out and got us to go boxes. Sweet guy. Will definitely be back. He said they’re #1 on the riverwalk I could absolutely believe it.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Treasure Taylor
Omg Linda was amazing! Definitely coming back!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Lavonne Taylor
Linda was AMAZING! The was phenomenal with our group of 11!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Carrie Ann Hannon
Linda rocks! Best Michelada in town! You go girl 🤩🤩
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Alexus Watts
Linda is the best!!!!!! Love her so much best customer service ever
Chad Holmes
Linda great customer service!!! If you are in San Antonio definitely come see her!
Had a great experience here with Linda great bartender!!!
Claudia Alvarado
Weak overpriced drinks! $97 for 3 24oz drinks
Serena Cisneros
Linda was amazing!! It was my first time here to celebrate my sister’s birthday at the riverwalk and we had a BLAST here!!! She was so helping and sweet!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Emilia Bolanos
Pricy but good drinks…
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Maria Gonzalez
Linda, was amazing! Very friendly and prompt! Thank you for the warm welcome!
One word: YES!!! This place has BOMB micheladas. Micheladas are my favorite drink and this place knows how to make it right and for a great price. They are huge and only $10! I will 100% come back here any time I am on the Riverwalk, no question. The michelada was perfectly balanced and super delicious. I have no complaints at all.
The service was quick and friendly, and the painting is a great place to snap a photo of your drink. I found my new michelada spot in San Antonio!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda wore 90s spurs gear and was absolutely amazing! Would drink here again
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda was amazing ! So helpful and was so nice and inviting ! I’d definitely come back just to see her 😄
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Gather ‘round, River Walk rogues, because the Thirsty Aztec is where you’ll either emerge as a margarita-fueled legend or stumble away wondering if you just drank a candy store. Me, my pal Candice, and my mom (still the coolest mom on the block) sauntered into this lively little dive under the Aztec Theatre, ready to sip our way into the “Legend of the Thirsty Aztec” saga. Spoiler: We left as honorary Amiki warriors, clutching our epic souvenir cups and giggling like we’d just outsmarted the Sun god himself.
We dove headfirst into the Da Aztec, a 44oz frozen monster that’s basically a slushie for titans. At roughly $40 each (loaded with 3 rum shots and 3 jello shots per person—because we don’t mess around), it’s a splurge, but it’s a team-building exercise in liquid courage. You pick your flavors, and we went wild: Candice and I both rocked a Peach-Mango-Strawberry swirl (like a sunset in a cup, fruity and fabulous), while Mom, our resident rebel, crafted a Lime-Watermelon-Piña Colada masterpiece she christened “The Aztec Mama.” The result? A Technicolor trio of frozen bliss that had us toasting like we’d just saved River City from a flood. Those jello shots? Wobbly little tricksters that sneak up like Jade stealing lake water. The rum shots? Smooth enough to make you feel like you’re sailing the River Walk like a pirate king.
The souvenir cup deal is the real treasure here. Bring it back, and refills are half-price—forever! We’re already plotting our next River Walk strut to cash in. The staff was a riot, slinging samples like they were auditioning for a tequila-fueled talent show, and the riverfront view was pure San Antonio magic. Downsides? It’s peak tourist trap territory (it’s the River Walk, what did we expect?), and the price might make your bank account shed a tear.
In short, Thirsty Aztec is like if an Aztec god opened a tiki bar and made it Instagram-ready. Perfect for groups ready to sip, stroll, and channel Jade’s mischievous vibes. Just pace yourself—those drinks are sweeter than a Texas peach and hit harder than a summer heatwave. We’ll be back, cups in hand, ready to rule the river again! 🌊🍹 #ThirstyAztecTales
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Food was a 10/10 we tried queso and shrimp and chicken fajitas. So good. The manager walked to ask if everything was alright he asked every table I loved that. He checked us out and got us to go boxes. Sweet guy. Will definitely be back. He said they’re #1 on the riverwalk I could absolutely believe it.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Omg Linda was amazing! Definitely coming back!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda was AMAZING! The was phenomenal with our group of 11!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda rocks! Best Michelada in town! You go girl 🤩🤩
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda is the best!!!!!! Love her so much best customer service ever
Linda great customer service!!! If you are in San Antonio definitely come see her!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
Had a great experience here with Linda great bartender!!!
Weak overpriced drinks! $97 for 3 24oz drinks
Linda was amazing!! It was my first time here to celebrate my sister’s birthday at the riverwalk and we had a BLAST here!!! She was so helping and sweet!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Pricy but good drinks…
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Linda, was amazing! Very friendly and prompt! Thank you for the warm welcome!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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