βA Song for the Colonel, on South Broadway's ShoresOh, sing with me, comrades, a hymn for the fried bird divine,Where grease glistens glorious, beneath Tyler's sun's shine!For the Colonel on South Broadway, his kingdom holds sway,A palace of poultry, where hunger melts away.The biscuits, like pillows, with gravy's soft dew,Each bite a communion, with flavors so true.The mashed, mountains golden, with peppered white peaks,A landscape of comfort, where every tongue seeks.The chicken, oh comrades, a symphony deep,Crispy and golden, secrets the batter doth keep.Each drumstick a baton, each wing a sweet note,A concerto of spices, that sets every throatA-humming with pleasure! The service, a star,Smiling and swift, like angels afar.The tables, clean slates for our greasy delight,(Save for the men's room, a dungeon of fright,A relic of '80s, with tile worn and grim,But fear not, dear friends, for the chicken's so hymn!)So raise up your drumsticks, a toast to the king,Whose reign on South Broadway, such joy doth bring.For bellies are happy, and hearts full of cheer,In this temple of goodness, where hunger finds cheer!Let Whitman himself, with beard and with pen,Echo this chorus, again and again:"O fried bird of freedom, O gravy divine,In Tyler's fair city, your flavors entwine!"So go, gentle reader, and seek out this gem,Where the Colonel's own magic, will fill you to brim.And sing with me, brothers, a song loud and long,For the KFC on South Broadway, where nothing goes wrong!β
β11/7/25 6:30pm
Mr. Christopher with glasses in drive through deserve credit. This man's customer service is definitely top tier. I don't normally eat at KFC but when I stop by the service is alright but today his service is definitely something that needs to be known!
Thank you for taking my order !!!ππβ