Restaurants in Dutch John

“When I walked through the front doors of Green River Bar Grill and Steakhouse, it was better than walking through heavens gates.

The smell of liquor and sweat, with a pizza like aroma, hit my nostrils faster than my grandma used to whip my behind after she caught me sipping on grandpa’s beer he’d left on the side table, as he passed out watching reruns of Dateline on a Tuesday night.

Memories were made here, friends we lost (literally Dave was so drunk we think he might’ve slept at the duck pond across the parking lot from this fine establishment last night) and great pizza. $40 for a large half pepperoni and half anchovy pizza, what a deal, carl wanted anchovies because he’s a lunatic and can’t get his shit together, but we still love him, at least most of us do.

Huckleberry ice cream want on tap, just don’t eat with a fork because that makes you a psychopath, get a spoon 🥄”