Ted's Bulletin
2911 District Ave Unit 160, Fairfax
(571) 830-6680
Customers' Favorites
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Tart
Thick-Cut French Toast
Blueberry Cheesecake
Short Rib Pot Roast
Crab Cake Benedict
Ted's Tomato Soup
Breakfast Burrito
Breakfst Burrito
Avocado Toast
Cinnamon Roll
Featured items
Short Rib Stroganoff
Red Wine braised Short Rib, Crème Fraîche, Mushroom Sauce, Pappardelle
Grilled Salmon
seared brussels sprouts, grape tomatoes, fingerling potatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Stovetop Chili
Sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
Steak and Cheese
Shaved Ribeye, Kewpie Mayo, White Cheddar, Sauteed Onions, Hot Pepper Relish, Sesame Roll.
Short Rib Pot Roast
Whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Chicken Parmesan
Hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Chicken Piccata
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Meatloaf
Glazed carrots, mashed, potatoes, ketchup glaze
Grilled Cheese
Served with tomato soup (Vegetarian)
Mac 'N' Cheese
(Vegetarian)
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Applewood Bacon
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Country Fried Chicken
Boneless breast, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Oreo Shake
Ted's Cobb
Fried chicken, applewood bacon, tomato, egg, pickled onions, avocado, gorgonzola cheese, and choice of dressing.
Mexican Street Salad
Carne asada, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Warm Pretzels
Beer cheese (Vegetarian)
Breakfast
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Crab Cake Benedict
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Breakfast Sides
French Toast
1 Pancake
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Applewood Bacon
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Seasonal Fruit
2 Eggs
Ted's Hash Side
Sausage Patties
Virginia Ham
Impossible Sausage
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Chicken Sausage Links
Toast
Sausage Gravy
Hash Browns
Home Fries
Avocado Side
Starters
Warm Pretzels
Beer cheese (Vegetarian)
Chicken Tenders
Hand-breaded, your choice of honey mustard or buffalo style with bleu cheese dressing
Sheet Pan Nachos
Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Roasted Corn, Crema, Chili de Arbol Salsa, Pickled Onion, Pico de Gallo, Cilantro (GS)
Loaded Tots
Bacon, Asiago, Cheddar, and vidalia bacon ranch dressing
Popcorn Shrimp
Hand-breaded, yum yum sauce
Deviled Eggs
Scallions and bacon
Maryland Crab Dip
Garlic Hummus
Crispy Garlic, feta cheese, EVOO drizzle, pita, calabrese peppers, vegetable crudités (Vegetarian)
Fried Cauliflower
Ranch seasoning and buffalo sauce
Buffalo Wings
House made Blue Cheese Dressing, Celery Sticks (GS)
Salads
Ted's Cobb
Fried chicken, applewood bacon, tomato, egg, pickled onions, avocado, gorgonzola cheese, and choice of dressing.
Mexican Street Salad
Carne asada, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
Halloumi Kale Salad
grilled halloumi, pickled onions, candied almonds, pomegranate seeds, everything seasoning, tahini vinaigrette
Harvest Salad
Baby Kale, Butternut Squash, Gala Apple, Crispy Farro, Brussels Sprout Leaves, Candied Pecans, Goat Cheese, Apple Cider Vinaigrette (V)
Greek Salad
Pepperoncinis, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, kalamata olives, feta cheese, pita chips, oregano, cucumber feta vinaigrette (Vegetarian)
Soups
Chicken Noodle
Stovetop Chili
Sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
Ted's Tomato Soup
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Sides
Truffle Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Mac 'N' Cheese
(Vegetarian)
French Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Side Salad
(Vegetarian)
House Tots
Coleslaw
Lemon Garlic Broccolini
Bacon & Bleu Cheese Brussels Sprouts
(Gluten-sensitive)
Glazed Carrots
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Mashed Potatoes
Succotash
Side Caesar Salad
Sandwiches
Steak and Cheese
Shaved Ribeye, Kewpie Mayo, White Cheddar, Sauteed Onions, Hot Pepper Relish, Sesame Roll.
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
Hand Breaded, Mozzarella Cheese, Marinara Sauce, Garlic Sesame Roll, Caesar Salad
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Yum yum sauce, pickles, hand-cut fries
House Reuben
The Club
Turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado relish, avocado mayo, hand-cut fries
Crab Sammy
Grilled Cheese
Served with tomato soup (Vegetarian)
Mediterranean Wrap
chicken kafta, feta, caramelized onions, spinach, tomatoes, tzatziki, harissa
Burgers
All American Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing, served with hand-cut fries
Ted's Burger
Double sharp cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, fried egg, chives, served with hand-cut fries
Pub Burger
white cheddar, chipotle demi-glace, griddled red onions
Southwest Impossible Burger
White cheddar, red peppers, avocado relish, green chile sauce, served with hand-cut fries (Vegetarian)
Entrees
Short Rib Stroganoff
Red Wine braised Short Rib, Crème Fraîche, Mushroom Sauce, Pappardelle
Short Rib Pot Roast
Whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Meatloaf
Glazed carrots, mashed, potatoes, ketchup glaze
Country Fried Chicken
Boneless breast, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Chicken Piccata
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Steak Frites
8 oz flatiron steak*, truffle fries, béarnaise, side salad (Gluten-Sensitive)
Grilled Salmon
seared brussels sprouts, grape tomatoes, fingerling potatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Chicken Parmesan
Hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Fish & Chips
Beer battered cod, coleslaw, jalapeño tartar sauce
Cajun Filet
8 oz Filet, Lemon Garlic Broccolini, Mashed Potatoes (GS)
Mustard + Sesame Crusted Tuna Bowl
Jasmine rice, shiitake + carrot slaw, avocado, radish, cucumber, cilantro, sticky garlic sauce (Gluten-Sensitive)
Impossible Bolognese
Tomato sauce, coconut cream, pappardelle (Vegetarian)
Miso Glazed Cod
Jasmine rice, roasted carrots, quick pickled cucumber salad, cilantro, chopped peanuts.
Crab Cake Entrée
Dessert
Ted's Tart
Mini Pie
Cake Slice
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Apple Cheesecake
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Kids
Kid's Mr. Healthy Habits
Kid's Grilled Cheese
served with fries
Kid's Mac & Cheese
red sauce or cheese and butter
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Kid's Chicken Fingers
served with fries
Kid's Elbow Macaroni
Kid's Burger
served with fries
Kid's PB&J
served with fries
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
Iced Coffee
Beverages
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
Coke
Diet Coke
Ginger Ale
Ginger Beer
Sprite
Hot Tea
Iced Tea
Milk
ToGo Apple LG
ToGo Cran LG
ToGo Grapefruit LG
ToGo Orange LG
ToGo Pineaple LG
ToGo Tomato LG
Milkshakes
Oreo Shake
Strawberry Shake
S'mores Shake
Chocolate Shake
Coffee Shake
Strawberry Banana
Nanner Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Seasonal Shake
Vanilla Shake
PB&J Shake
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
Heath Almond Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws
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Featured items
Applewood Bacon
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Oreo Shake
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Cake Slice
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Strawberry Shake
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Coffee Shake
Apple Cheesecake
Seasonal Fruit
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
S'mores Shake
Breakfast
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Crab Cake Benedict
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Breakfast Sides
French Toast
1 Pancake
Applewood Bacon
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
2 Eggs
Seasonal Fruit
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Virginia Ham
Sausage Patties
Ted's Hash Side
Toast
Chicken Sausage Links
Sausage Gravy
Impossible Sausage
Hash Browns
Home Fries
Avocado Side
Bakery
Ted's Tart
Cake Slice
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Mini Pie
Apple Cheesecake
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
Iced Coffee
Beverages
Coke
Diet Coke
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
ToGo Orange LG
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
Ginger Ale
Ginger Beer
Hot Tea
Iced Tea
Milk
Sprite
ToGo Apple LG
ToGo Cran LG
ToGo Grapefruit LG
ToGo Pineaple LG
ToGo Tomato LG
Milkshakes
Oreo Shake
Coffee Shake
Chocolate Shake
Strawberry Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Seasonal Shake
Strawberry Banana
Vanilla Shake
S'mores Shake
Nanner Shake
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
Heath Almond Shake
PB&J Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws.
Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
Order Attention Required
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Recent Reviews
The food at Ted's Bulletin NEVER disappoints! From the delicious chicken and biscuits...which were a delightful diet cheat and was big enough for leftovers, to the yummy steak frites! Thank you for allowing us to celebrate my birthday and enjoy all the great menu items delivered promptly and courteously by Aiden!!
November 2025
Heard multiple recommendations for this place but found the food to be really average. The homemade “pop tarts” that are supposed to be all the rage had super thick pastry, barely any filling, and were super dry. We had brunch and the food was fine- nothing special. Equivalent to a decent diner. Many better spots for brunch.
November 2025
The server was rude and uninterested. I asked for an extra milkshake straw because the kitchen left the pointy end up. And my 6 year old got hurt. Those straws are really sharp on one end. The server said we needed to pay attention and put it in the milkshake correctly next time... what?? we needed to explain to her that it was an error on the kitchen/bar side. Being blamed for putting backwards a straw when we only asked her to please bring an extra one is really disrespectful....
November 2025
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