Domino's Pizza in Bremerton

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Domino’s Pizza Box Review: WHY DID YOU DO THIS

Okay listen. It’s literally midnight, I’m surviving off cold coffee and pure crust and I NEED to talk about Domino’s. The pizza? Amazing. The cheese? A gift. The garlic twist thingys? Yes absolutely. But the BOX?? Domino’s what have you done.

Why did you change the box from that awesome red + blue combo to just… BLUE. Who decided this??? Who walked into a meeting like “Well you know what would be really cool? Let’s make the pizza box look like a boring filing cabinet!!!!” Cause I just wanna talk. Outside. In the parking lot.

The red was IMPORTANT. It made the box look FUN. Like “Yay pizza time!!!” Now it’s just blue and it looks like it’s judging me for ordering extra cheese again. It looks like it should contain printer paper. It looks like a sad cereal box who lost its identity. It looks like it’s going to start giving me a lecture about being responsible with my money.

When I walk through the door holding that new box, no one cheers. No one gets excited. They’re like “Oh you brought…a…package?” NO. I BROUGHT PIZZA. RESPECT IT.

Also Domino’s literally built their whole personality on red AND blue. Now it’s like they forgot half of who they are. Like someone deleted their other personality and left them with the boring one. Bring back the spicy side!!! Bring back the red!!!

I’m emotional about this. I have memories with those boxes. Movie nights. Sleepovers. Times when pizza was my only happiness. And they changed it. WHY??? My nostalgia is crying into the crust.

Here’s the thing: Pizza is supposed to be dramatic. It’s supposed to scream PARTY. The blue box does not scream party. It whispers “I’m tired.” Same, but still. Let the BOX be EXCITED at least.

I’m still gonna eat Domino’s because obviously. I’m literally devouring it right now. But Domino’s please hear my midnight suffering: blue only = sad. red + blue = ICONIC.

Give us back our red. I’m begging you. Me and my coffee-powered brain and my cheesy fingers are begging you.

Okay that’s it I’m going to sleep goodnight“

“DOMINOZ LISTEN TO ME
⭐☆☆☆☆ (ONE STAR FOR THE BOX NOT THE PIZZA I STILL LOVE THE PIZZA)

OKAY ITS LIKE 12:37AM AND I AM RUNNING ON PIZZA SAUCE AND CAFFEINE AND I AM MAD. WHY. DID. YOU. CHANGE. THE. BOX. 😭

IT USED TO BE RED + BLUE = BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE.
NOW ITS JUST BLUE.
JUST. BLUE.
LIKE WHO ASKED??? WHO SAID “REMOVE THE FUN!!!” ???

the box now looks like a boring office supply. like im holding a BINDER. or someone’s tax papers. THIS IS NOT A PIZZA VIBE DOMINOZ. THIS IS SAD.

RED MAKES IT EXCITING. RED SAYS LETS PAR-TAY
BLUE SAYS “i am tired and everything is meaningless” 😐

I WALK IN W/ PIZZA AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICES
THEY’RE LIKE “oh cool a shoebox?”
NO. ITS PIZZA. SHOW SOME RESPECT.

also my memories???? GONE????
SLEEPOVERS, MOVIE NIGHTS, BIRTHDAYS = RED + BLUE
NOW ITS LIKE I’M HOLDING A DEFLATED BALLOON OF MY CHILDHOOD

WHERE IS THE PIZZA JOY
WHERE IS THE CONFETTI ENERGY
WHERE IS THE RED. GIVE IT BACK 😡🍕🔥

im literally eating dominoz right now ITS SO GOOD but the box is staring at me like
“u really ordered extra cheese AGAIN?”
YES BOX I DID AND WHAT ABOUT IT

ANYWAY
dominoz pizza = amazing chef kiss
dominoz new box = looks like it forgot who it is

PLS DOMINOZ
PUT THE RED BACK
FOR THE LOVE OF PEPPERONI

ok im gonna go finish my pizza before my cat steals it bye goodnight i love u but FIX UR BOX“

“I like Domino’s pizza. I eat there at least once a month when I’m with the guys and on the run. I love the 6.99$ deal for any 2 topping medium pizza’s. I would rate them a 5 star rating. However every once in awhile they like to short me on my pizza toppings. And it really sucks to have to go back when you are strapped for time just because your pizza has no cheese at all or very little. And there isn’t even sausage on all the pieces of pizza. They do remake my pizza when they mess up but the time and gas to go all the way back is on me. But besides that i definately recommend Domino’s for food on the run. Just make sure to check it before you leave the restaurant.“