Bastard Pies

4242 Capitol Boulevard SE, Tumwater
(360) 205-5928

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Jake Halloran

Best pizza I've had in a long time! Got the Honey Boo Boo with garlic oil, so good. Will definitely be coming back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Robert Holstine

Had them cater our wedding reception and it was perfect! Joe is a real pro and I would absolutely recommend Bastard Pies to everyone!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

tim k

the margarita pizza was bland, a seriously concerning issue for a pizza joint. the crust on all the pizzas were hard and oily.

The pizza was nothing like they were last time we were there, about a year ago.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 4

Stephen Mccutcheon

Just like the pizza I remember loving in the elementary school cafeteria! Bready crust and scant toppings! Even though I dropped $35 for the smallish pizza and a salad, I stopped at Vic’s down the road to pick up a couple of extra slices because it just wouldn’t have been enough food for two people. No comment about the suggested additional tip for passing my box through the truck window.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 3

Service: 2

jeni kido

Delicious flavor, absolutely perfect char!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

James Chance

Pizzas were definitely different, interesting combinations of flavors that I normally wouldn't imagine working well together but it did, to my surprise. (Honey boo boo specifically) - overall I was pleasantly surprised with the pizza and thoroughly enjoyed it, all why questioning why the flavors worked together. I'll definitely go out of my way to eat here again!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lindsey Skidmore

Great pizza spot next to the tasting rooms! We had a pizza with pulled pork, cilantro and a bunch of yummy things. Great crust and perfect size to share.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Josh Calisti

Best pizza in the Oly area. The club pizza is perfect. Also, the classic pepperoni is on point. Great service. A+

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jeff McGee

Won't be back!! Extremely long wait after watching people order at the window after us and receive their food before us makes the nearly hour wait not worth my time. I didn't find the pizza to be worth an hour wait either, especially with all the options near there now.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 2

Heinz Hemken

Truly gourmet pizza and wings!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

1sfjasper1

Service was confrontational. Non accommodating. Even giving a tip before service rendered was not incentive. Pies were served cold on paper. And never boxed. Quality compared to mediocre at best. $25 pie for what we got was robbery. They blew a chance to cater which would’ve been worse than the casual transaction that took place. They seemed to convey their disdain for their situation reflected by the lack of quality.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

Elaine McLaughlin

The Texas Walker was amazing. Every ingredient is thoughtful, well executed and on the pizza for a reason. simply delicious and creative pizza. Staff was super friendly and cool too. Will definitely be back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Texas Walker Ranger Pizza

Zachary Metzger

Astounding flavors. I had artichoke and lemon zest on mine, and the the flavors were deeply rich and perfectly complemented each other. I can't wait to go back for more!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Tabetha Antonelli

Just went for the first time with my wife we got the Joe vs the volcano and it did not disappoint!! I’ve never had such a variety of toppings that went so well together! We ate already planning our next trip to get the Honey boo boo! Delicious and the crust was perfect!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Denise Ross

Pretty expensive. Not totally impressed for the price you may for a pretty small pizza.

Dietary restrictions: Vegan cheese option

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

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