Bastard Pies
4242 Capitol Boulevard SE, Tumwater
(360) 205-5928
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I was disappointed with your pizza, they were tough, some were burnt. I was at my granddaughter wedding Sunday. I heard how great the pizza were, I had hi expectations and they were terrible pizzas. I will not recommend your pizza or your service to anyone.
Nothing!! They catered a Wedding that was on 9/14/2025 and I can say that it was the worst food I have ever had. It was suppose to be Pizzas however it was a flatbread looking bread that was already pre done and it came to us as burnt and cold. The Salad also was just cut up salad in a bowl with bottles of dressing on the side no side items like tomatoes, eggs, seeds, cheese that had been requested. Now mind you when you pay over a couple of thousand dollars for a special occasion and for food that you specifically ordered you expect it to be right. This is so very wrong and I will be letting all important friends/family/and professionals know who they do not want to cater or eat at their place of business. My only hope is that you apologize to the couple who hired you and to make it right!! Also in speaking with other guests not only the food was burnt, cold, some found hair in their food. Unacceptable!!
One and a half hour wait. Quoted 25 min to start. Then another 10. Then another 15. Then 10. Waited another 30 min and as we were packing up to leave it was ready. Fries had been sitting on the rail for well over an hour and were cold. Pizza was burnt and bland. Honestly a frozen pizza is better. Good luck.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Decent pizza. 1hr 15 min wait. Soggy fries.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
Love this place! The chef and staff are friendly and courteous. We have never been disappointed. My 7yo loves the cheese pizza. We order it lightly cooked versus the crispy wood-fired crust. It’s so delicious - rarely is there any left to take home.
I’m a huge fan of the salads. My favorite so far was tonight’s special: fresh arugula, sliced peaches, blue cheese, pickled red onion and pistachios with a light vinaigrette, which perfectly set off all the flavors. SO YUMMY!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Ordered pizza at the window. Baked fresh and ready in 10 minutes. Nice food truck (trailer). Gated outdoor seating area.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
It took over an hour to get our pizza. When we went to ask on the status the lady was really rude and said we just have to wait for the text. When our friends who ordered AFTER us got their food we waited for 15 more mins before going to ask again about the status of our food. The guy said our order got mixed around and it would be done soon. The pizza was dry and def not worth it
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 1
Delicious gluten free pizza. Great outdoor seating with a view!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great quality and favorable combination of ingredients. Must try pizza.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
We ordered the Honey Boo Boo pizza and French fries 🍟. They were absolutely delicious 😋! The customer service was awesome. I highly recommend this place.We will definitely be a repeat customer.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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Love the people, love the pizza more. I'm never disappointed.
The honey boo boo and the keep it simple pizzas were so greasy they were awful
Overall, the pizza was really good. Honey boo boo and the old bay fries were great. However, it took 50 minutes from the time we ordered to receive the food. I understand it’s a food truck so oven space is not at a premium. However, there was no communication from any of the staff about it potentially taking an extended amount of time. A little communication would’ve been a huge help in helping us be aware of the possible wait time
Highly recommend. We ordered a vegan cheese Honey Boo Boo (mini curled pepperonis, candied bacon, hot honey), so SO GOOD!! The crust was perfectly crisped. Everything about it was mouth-watering delicious. One pizza was enough for the two of us. Seating is available outside and within the food hall.
We’ve been so excited to try this place! We love the unique combos of toppings. The gal at the window was super kind and gave us great service. We ordered a couple pizzas, some of the special fries, and a salad. The fries were to die for, but the pizza was disappointing. The pizza was so thin and floppy that when you pick it up all the toppings and cheese literally came off. Not sure if it was an off night or what, but we were pretty disappointed in the pizza for the price. Especially because we have heard such great things!
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