Bastard Pies
4242 Capitol Boulevard SE, Tumwater
(360) 205-5928
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Honey Boo Boo Gluten Free Pizza
Texas Walker Ranger Pizza
Sail the Seas of Cheese
Old Dirty Bastard
Pulled Pork Hash
Waffle Fries
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Overall, the pizza was really good. Honey boo boo and the old bay fries were great. However, it took 50 minutes from the time we ordered to receive the food. I understand it’s a food truck so oven space is not at a premium. However, there was no communication from any of the staff about it potentially taking an extended amount of time. A little communication would’ve been a huge help in helping us be aware of the possible wait time
Highly recommend. We ordered a vegan cheese Honey Boo Boo (mini curled pepperonis, candied bacon, hot honey), so SO GOOD!! The crust was perfectly crisped. Everything about it was mouth-watering delicious. One pizza was enough for the two of us. Seating is available outside and within the food hall.
I ordered a pizza and fries for date night and the old bay fries were quite possibly the best fries in my life. The pizza was equally delish and not like any pizza I've ever had. I recommend ordering ahead or strolling around the shops if you have the time.
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