Fat Smitty's

282624 US-101, Port Townsend
(360) 385-4099

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olivia M

Really cool place with all the dollars on the wall. The atmosphere is a 10/10 and is a hole in the wall place. The fat smitty burger is huge! I didn’t think it was very flavorful, even with the sauce.

We ordered 3 smitty burgers, clam chowder, and a blackberry milkshake. I saw someone on here write that if you finish the burger and all the fries, it’s free- but that wasn’t true in our case. All 3 of us finished everything and we’re still charged (as we expected!)

The blackberry milkshake didn’t have much flavor either. I wouldn’t go out of your way to try this place, but if you’re passing through and hungry, worth it!

Mike Loring

Fat Smitty's has been a popular place to go ever since I was young. The famous Smitty burger is something any burger lover should take the time to experience, and if you finish it and all your fries, it's free!

Jason Wymer

I just stopped in at this place for the first time a few weeks ago. I ordered the Smitty Burger and honestly it was almost too big to eat and that's saying a lot for me. It was good I'll go back again it just took me a minute to figure out how to actually take bites of the burger that was 5 and a half inches tall. Enjoyed the atmosphere on the staff. They have a kind of unique but cool tradition they do their people take either their tips or donation and a pin it to the walls. Every 5 years they take all the money down and donate it to charity. According to the waitress I asked about it the last time they did it there was over $60,000 they donated. All around cool place to help out the community and they have good food. Morning before you go to the only accept cash there is an ATM on site however if you want to avoid a ATM fee bring cash.

# jimdoesit

Not a bad place. Food is decent and The Fat Smitty is huge. Split it unless you eat a lot. Cash only but they have an ATM. No alcohol and dogs are allowed on outside patio.

Steph C.P.

Excellent milkshakes!

HotWire Refrigeration & Appliance Repair

Great place, stop by if you drive by?, they might be slow, but nice place overall.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Fat Smitty Burger with Fries, Fries

larry banks

Do not get the Fat Smitty's burger unless you're starving! Two large pattys and triple bun. Plus fries. Very good but huge....

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fat Smitty Burger with Fries

matt perry

Food was just ok. Service was not great. My kid enjoyed all the money on the wall.

FAITHFUL FISHER

Very good burgers.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Duck

Damn that was a giant burger for the price. Cash only business

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

Rebecca H

CASH ONLY so be prepared.

The best thing about this place is the charity work. The cash decor is really cool.

Staff was super friendly.

Bathrooms clean.

Handicap ramp so ADA accessible.

We were less than 2 miles away. By the time we got to our room the buns were soggy...not softish...soggy. Didn't take pics because it looked worse than it tasted. The beef was real and ok. Fries were good and one order was more than enough for two. $40 for two burgers and fries, no drinks.

They got my order wrong...their burger sauce instead of requested ketchup and mustard. The sauce is very mayonnaisey and I really dislike mayo.

We'd be willing to give it another chance because of the good work they do. They seem like really good people ?

Parking: There are several spots but I can imagine it being hard to get a spot if it's busy.

Wheelchair accessibility: Wheelchair ramp

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fries

James Stoffer

Cave of the Magga Crowd, went once, never again

Ndutaah mbugua

Really fascinated by the 'decor' haha
Good food and good service as well!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fat Smitty Burger with Fries, Coleslaw

Jackie Harden

Delicious Smitty burger. My husband had it with onion rings and I had the fries. We were both happy and satisfied. A delightful experience.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Fat Smitty Burger with Fries

Jana Vogelsang

What a fun place.

Wheelchair accessibility: Wheelchair ramp from parking lot

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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