The Megabite Orchards

Amazing food and great service every time. The pizza is always fresh with a perfect crust and tons of flavor, and the fish and chips are surprisingly some of the best around—crispy, golden, and cooked just right. Friendly staff and a welcoming vibe make this place a go-to spot. Highly recommend! 🍕🐟

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

This place was amazing! We pulled up and thought about leaving but changed our mind and stayed. Best decisions we made that day! The staff was very welcoming. The place has an arcade and lots of seating. The food was amazing. We had the fish and chips with a half mega supreme and half Hawaiian pizza! We will definitely be back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Grandkids loved it

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chicken Strips, Meat Lovers Pizza, BBQ Bacon Chicken, Hot Oven Combo Pizza, Steak Fries, One Pound of Jo's

A pizza place my whole family enjoys!!! This place has a fun, old school atmosphere. The employees were friendly, patient, and helpful when they knew it was our first time in. I do like it when the parking lot is full because you know a place is good when it is!

It's fun they have several free video games 🎮 for kiddos to play while waiting in addition to lots of arcade games, Foosball, and sports on the TV! The booths we sat in were quite springy. Not uncomfortable though and no tears 👍

But the pizza - WOW!!! I hate to say it, but I was not prepared to be THAT IMPRESSED! But I have to admit, that was THE BEST TACO PIZZA I've had in Clark County. The flavors were just all so on point. They loaded the pizza with toppings, but didn't overdo it. The crust is kind of a thin soft cracker crust with minimal actual crust and not burnt. It held up for the toppings well and was still delicious a few days later! The BBQ Chicken Pizza was also super tasty! We liked their ranch and jo-jo's, too! My guys liked their standard simple pizza. My kid gobbled his up.

Our friends loved their fish and chips! They looked really delicious so that will be the next thing I try there.

Thanks for providing delicious food, honoring military, and having a fun environment! We will be back for sure.

Love, your newest fans!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Only reason 3 stars is price, don’t get me wrong the Pizza and other dishes are tasty and fresh, but i can get a large family “garlic bacon chicken” size pizza with fresh everything for $22 somewhere else, while i could only get a small for $25 at Megabites, i guess i understand you’re trying to pay the bills, it’s kinda like a micro Chucky cheese so i can’t complain to much, but the price is almost not worth it no offense… But hey if you don’t mind the pricing would give it 4 stars if the price was just a bit lower, and improve the cust flavor i’ll give it a five.

Might i suggest improving the crust with some garlic butter or some herbs or powdered parmesan?

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 4

PNW cracker crust is not my fave but that’s just opinion and not necessarily the worst part of this spot. The carpet is nasty, the smell of urine upon entering is slight but gross, and the staff almost seemed put off when we were ordering. Not rude, just absent of any pleasantries. I’m happy to put this one behind me.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 2

I bought a 32$ pizza I had tried a friends and wanted more, the one I bought has very hard crust around the edges and was kinda burnt

Very nice place and good pizza. I called in a order setup everything they said they were busy and it was going to be 40mins. No issues. Get there no one put the order in, thru proceed to say I called the wrong location despite me showing them there phone number. Basically told me it would be another 40+mins. Wouldn't expedite it or anything even though they messed up. Poor customer service. I would give 1* but out of the 10times I order here 7/10 have been done correctly. At least there 70% accurate

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 5

Service: 1

Great pizza an outstanding fish an chips

Okay so this please reminds me of a forgotten pizza place. The seats are torn and springs are missing, service is slow when it comes to cleaning tables, and some of the games are run down. But pizza was great, it was not super busy which allowed my kids and husband to run around and play games. I think if this place had more people visit more often it would be an amazing place.

I would say visit and see what you think. Taco pizza and pepperoni were great!

One of the best pizza’s in Vancouver if not the best. Ranch is always on point and employees are so friendly.

Atmosphere is in need of booth repair, along with the carpet. Other than that, it has good games for adults and kids and big screen TV. Sports ⚾️, and other sports. Watch a b-day 🥳 🎉. Seemed fun. Went for great grand son. He had a great time... 👍

Filthy dirty place! 100.00 for 40.00 worth of cold pizza! 6 people in here on a Saturday night!!!! I tried my hardest to try new places I've never been to! Omg..... never again 😒 I should of known when I walked into a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned in years! My goodness at least try!

People are a little slow to help at the counter. Most were kind when they approached, so that helped.

I’ve never set foot in the Megabite/ Orchard’s location- and I’ve lived here for 30 years now. I’ve always thought Megabite was good, but not great.
I was wrong.

Megabite (formerly Smokey’s) has always been a staple around here.. just like Steakburger, Joe Brown’s, Who Song’s, Black Angus, etc.. for all of the Couve-ites growing up here. As well as Uncle Milt’s and their pink panther jumping around up on stage entertaining the kiddos. Kind of creepy in my opinion.. but whatever. lol. Growing up in Longview we had Pietro’s, Round Table, Pizza Hut.. Now days to get good Pietro’s (especially their taco) we drive to Hood River or we go to Papa Pete’s for a close second. And finding a decent Pizza Hut with that hot melty cheese, 500 degree cast iron pan pizza pan, those sit down greesy Pac Man & Donkey Kong machines- good luck. We went to the east side Pizza Hut about a month ago to check out their carry out location.. and we couldn’t get out of there fast enough. But, I digress. At least you guys in Vancouver still have your old Smokey’s Pizza, it’s just called Megabite now days!

And I’m now officially a believer in Megabite pizza, particularly their Orchard’s location. It’s so cool! It’s like walking into a smaller version of Funland in Seaside! Those guys have spent a ton of time, energy and money collecting on all sorts of Star Wars and other movie collectibles. They have all kinds of arcades to play, with many of them being new & retro games like Pac Man & Donkey Kong, foosball & pinball machines & free internet gaming stations. They even have that crazy loud annoying clucking chicken machine spitting out the colorful eggs that I remember. I also hear rave reviews for their jojo’s, fish & chips and quite a few other things on their menu.

This place also got extra points with me saying they could make half taco & half whatever else.. on ANY size crust! Whaaat. There are very few pizza joints left that will make us a two sauce pizza on a small crust. So I ordered half taco & half megasupreme (minus mushrooms, add pineapple.) I’m always on the hunt for great taco pizza, but I don’t want to commit to a whole one, especially since my guy loves his pepperoni & pineapple. For taco pizza, we’ve been going to Leonardo’s, Barrel Mountain, Papa Pete’s in Ridgefield or Pietro’s in Hood River. But this taco was great! The only thing I would add were some crushed up cheese Doritos. Next time I’m here, I’ll just bring our own. Also, I would definitely order half taco again and probably the old standby- The Pete’s, which is beef, onions & pepperoncinis & add pepperoni and take off the mushrooms again. Drizzle some honey over and that would make a great pizza there!

They also have really good lemonade next to the soda machine. I ended up making a spritzer basically- lemonade, sprite, and some of this wonderful cherry juice they had available in their soda machine. The employees were all super friendly & nice. The place was really clean and well taken care of. You can tell they have worked so hard on collecting all of the gaming stuff, Star Wars things etc. It was really cool to look at it all! The mngr played the song “Closing Time.” the minute they closed, which was 10pm that night. Great idea. And it definitely worked to get the gamers to wake up and get out the door within minutes of closing. Lol.

Looking forward to going back to this Orchard’s joint soon!