4 Best American Restaurants near Colfax

“This is a difficult review to write, because I don’t WANT you to go to Albertville Tavern. This place is amazing. The people are awesome, the food is excellent, and the drinks are alcoholic. I don’t need you coming along with your screamy kids, sweary family, and annoyingly too-loud laugh, and ruin it for me. However, my Therapist tells me I need to practice being a better human, so I’ll tell you about the Tavern if you promise NEVER to come here. First, the people are lovely. Truly friendly - and not in that fake, ‘oh no, I’m genuinely interested in what you did at work today. PLEASE, tell me more about the copier jamming.’ kind of way that a lot of other Restaurants are. They’re all genuine and wonderful to talk with. Oh, and they’re quick to serve tables. I saw a few (older) reviews on here that were like - ‘we went when it was busy, and it took longer to get our food’. I presume these are the same kind of people that complain about all the other people getting in their way at Disneyworld, and ruining their trip. Yep, if it’s busy, sometimes it takes a little longer. But it’s worth it. I presume those people are complaining because, with an attitude like that, they don’t know what it’s like to be popular. In short, don’t go to a place because it’s a hidden gem and complain when other people went to the same hidden gem. Even shorter, and to my previous point, just don’t go to Albertville Tavern. Second, the food is amazing. I personally love the Poor Man’s Lobster. (So don’t order that when you don’t go, to leave more for me). My wife enjoys the Cheesy Tots. My parents loved the Pork and Dumplings, and said it was the best pork they’d EVER eaten - and you need to appreciate just how old they are. They’ve had time to eat A LOT of different food through their life, and have VERY high expectations. I say that as their son, who has regularly made them lower those expectations. My point is - the food’s great. I truly haven’t tried anything there that disappoints. So please, PLEASE, listen to me when I say this is a great place to eat. Do NOT go there. If you need any more incentive not to go - When you arrive, I may be there. I’ll be the one with the screaming kids, swearing family, laughing too loud, and enjoying the best Poor Man’s Lobster known to man. I can’t wait to not see you there.“

“Saturday Karaoke Nights are lots of fun! Great food and service!“

“Mom’s Restaurant has great food and awesome customer service!“

“Great food and friendly staff. I’ll definitely make this a regular stop on the motorcycle!“