“Have you ever met someone, exchanged # & @'s, then your mind is useless for anything more than someone's eyes, or smile, or ... just... everything? Then when neither of you can wait a minute more, agree on a place. Someplace public. Safe. Where everyone knows and goes. Today the golden arches became a sacred place where something came to life between two wanderers, and I'll never see McDonald's the same. Or any other thing. Magic is alive and well again!“
“This McDonald's is FAR SUPERIOR to the McDonald's next to Sonic. If you like your food fresh and hot, visit THIS McDonald's, next to the bowling alley and stay FAR AWAY from the one next to Sonic that serves up fried up beef patties and cold fries.“