Tony's Cocktail Lounge
$ • Cocktail Bar
Hours:
5930 W Greenway Rd #5, Glendale
(602) 938-1956
Tony's Cocktail Lounge Reviews
At first glance, this is just a dive bar. Keep believing that. Between you and me, if you have any Illuminati affiliation, just tell the bartender the words “Joyce left her headlights on”, you will be taken care of with a substantial discount. Please don’t tell anyone. If it gets out, they might pretend they don’t know what you mean. Give them two winks. Then they’ll know you are in the Sacred Circle. If they ask, tell them Kevin sent you.
At first glance, this is just a dive bar. Keep believing that. Between you and me, if you have any Illuminati affiliation, just tell the bartender the words “Joyce left her headlights on”, you will be taken care of with a substantial discount. Please don’t tell anyone. If it gets out, they might pretend they don’t know what you mean. Give them two winks. Then they’ll know you are in the Sacred Circle. If they ask, tell them Kevin sent you.
Ratings
Hours
Monday | 10AM - 2AM |
Tuesday | 10AM - 2AM |
Wednesday | 10AM - 2AM |
Thursday | 10AM - 2AM |
Friday | 10AM - 2AM |
Saturday | 10AM - 2AM |
Sunday | 10AM - 2AM |
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