Dive Bars in Nicolaus, CA

“Awesome place. You can anchor your yacht just a short distance away and take a short walk to this fine establishment. Or if you drive a Ferrari there, they will valet park it (and blow the carbon out of the exhaust on 99) at no charge. On the 32nd day of each month, it’s clothing optional night! Every second local moonshine cocktail is half-off, if you wink at the bartender and say “avast, ye scurvey dog”.“