Pray, lend thine ears and open thine hearts to the tale I must now unfold—a tale not of war nor woe, but of poultry so divine it didst rattle the very bones of my mortal frame with unholy delight.
Upon the eve of my hunger, I did chance upon a humble establishment known to the townsfolk as “KFC,” short for *Kentucky Fried Chicken*. Though its countenance bore the markings of a common eatery, what lay within was nothing short of culinary salvation.
I placed upon my tongue a morsel of golden-fried fowl, and lo!—mine eyes did roll back in my head like a widow fainting at the news of war. ‘Twas not but food—it was *ecstasy made edible*. The crisp, seasoned skin crackled beneath my teeth like the fire of cannon shot, and the meat—O, the meat!—tender as a poem, moist as the morning dew on a summer’s meadow. I did not merely *eat*, dear reader—I *ascended*.
Verily, the experience did stir my very soul and summon forth from me an outcry most unholy—an outcry so potent and tremorous, I dare say it bore resemblance to the trembling joy of a well-earned climax. Yea, a *good* climax—not the kind that leaves one wracked with guilt and regret, but the kind that makes one want to write sonnets to fried chicken.
The mashed potatoes were smooth as a southern gentleman’s drawl. The gravy—rich enough to purchase land. And the biscuits? Flaky pillows of grace that I’d wager were baked by angels and delivered via Colonel Sanders himself, may his soul rest forever in seasoned peace.
Should I perish upon the morrow, I shall do so smiling, my fingers still bearing the grease of a feast most holy.
I award this repast **20 stars out of a possible 10**, for mere mathematics cannot contain the rapture I hath endured.
With utmost sincerity and a full belly, **A Most Satisfied Customer, Esq.**
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Cristian Aquino
Great customer service and fast speeds. Chicken tenders were cooked perfectly.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
STEPHANIE MOORE
Always fresh. Just tried the Mac n cheese and it was delicious! Also tried the Pot Pie, which blew me away. Flakey crust, packed with chicken and creamy sauce. But it's HUGE!! So make sure someone wants to share it.
Absolutely DISGUSTING!!!!! Fatty flavorless pieces of chicken that isn't even cooked thoroughly. Nothing but fat and grease. Did I mention...NO FLAVOR!!!! NO FLAVOR!!!!! Threw it all in the street. DIS-GUST-ING!!!!!!
Marissa Schoenhofen
Two times I've been to purchase the new Nashville loaded fries and they give it to me cold , the second time I asked for an explanation and she said that bowl is served cold like a salad. How you gonna sell cold chicken and cold French fries to your customers
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Chicken Little
Shahab Azadi (Shahab)
Rude customers service and pricy 8 peaces cost $34 !
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 1
Robert Hernandez
Order a meal through the app, was supposed to be delivered & it ended up a pickup order instead!! Then I head over there and the Cashier is helping customers and 3-4 people in the back are just standing around doing nothing & staring at the monitor, while I’m standing at the “Online Orders/Pickups” area. They’re just staring at me & the monitor and after standing there for a bit, I had to gesture to someone that I was there for a pick up!! Finally I point at which order sitting there is mine & give my name, apparently that was to hard & I have to say “It’s the first bag”, to FINALLY get my food. Leave & get into my car & the food is now cold, not tender or moist & overly cooked. So fast food got a raise to $20 an hour, just for its customers to get service & food that is now worse than before?? Smh 🤦🏻♂️
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Fried Chicken, Cole Slaw
Justin Reeb
Clean and polite staff
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chicken Sandwich, Nuggets, Mac & Cheese, Fries
Sylvia Bracewell
About a week ago I posted a glowing review of the new, original flavor chicken tenders at KFC. On my way out of town today I stopped at a different location expecting to have the same great taste experience. I did not. These tenders were way over breaded and the chicken, when you got to it through the crust, was dry and inconsistent. To be fair, the original spices were there under the hard crust but in many places there was no chicken, just deep fried breading. Also, instead of being real tender size, these pieces were all little mini pieces. When I get back to town tomorrow I will take the order back. I don't know if the problem is specific to that one location or not. But buyer beware!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 2
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Cole Slaw
luke cage
I grew up on KFC. That was before cloning technology was implemented to our food system. Can't say much more than that about KFC. It's a nice friendly environment at this store. They have such a pleasant way to lead you to your sickness and death. Kudo's to the controllers.
I went at 8.30 pm and they didn't want to give me service because they close at 9 pm
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Brandon Covarrubias
Rude and closed at 8pm due to there being 20min wait for chicken even though they close at 9
Samuel Gutierrez
It's finger licking good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Trinity Lewis
I have a receipt that I placed an order online yesterday and when I came they were closed and they said theres nothing they can do since it’s a new day and they won’t refund me neither.
Dearest Sirs and Madams,
Pray, lend thine ears and open thine hearts to the tale I must now unfold—a tale not of war nor woe, but of poultry so divine it didst rattle the very bones of my mortal frame with unholy delight.
Upon the eve of my hunger, I did chance upon a humble establishment known to the townsfolk as “KFC,” short for *Kentucky Fried Chicken*. Though its countenance bore the markings of a common eatery, what lay within was nothing short of culinary salvation.
I placed upon my tongue a morsel of golden-fried fowl, and lo!—mine eyes did roll back in my head like a widow fainting at the news of war. ‘Twas not but food—it was *ecstasy made edible*. The crisp, seasoned skin crackled beneath my teeth like the fire of cannon shot, and the meat—O, the meat!—tender as a poem, moist as the morning dew on a summer’s meadow. I did not merely *eat*, dear reader—I *ascended*.
Verily, the experience did stir my very soul and summon forth from me an outcry most unholy—an outcry so potent and tremorous, I dare say it bore resemblance to the trembling joy of a well-earned climax. Yea, a *good* climax—not the kind that leaves one wracked with guilt and regret, but the kind that makes one want to write sonnets to fried chicken.
The mashed potatoes were smooth as a southern gentleman’s drawl. The gravy—rich enough to purchase land. And the biscuits? Flaky pillows of grace that I’d wager were baked by angels and delivered via Colonel Sanders himself, may his soul rest forever in seasoned peace.
Should I perish upon the morrow, I shall do so smiling, my fingers still bearing the grease of a feast most holy.
I award this repast **20 stars out of a possible 10**, for mere mathematics cannot contain the rapture I hath endured.
With utmost sincerity and a full belly,
**A Most Satisfied Customer, Esq.**
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great customer service and fast speeds. Chicken tenders were cooked perfectly.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Always fresh. Just tried the Mac n cheese and it was delicious! Also tried the Pot Pie, which blew me away. Flakey crust, packed with chicken and creamy sauce. But it's HUGE!! So make sure someone wants to share it.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 5
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Mac & Cheese, Sandwich, Fried Chicken, Cole Slaw, Gravy
Absolutely DISGUSTING!!!!! Fatty flavorless pieces of chicken that isn't even cooked thoroughly. Nothing but fat and grease. Did I mention...NO FLAVOR!!!! NO FLAVOR!!!!! Threw it all in the street. DIS-GUST-ING!!!!!!
Two times I've been to purchase the new Nashville loaded fries and they give it to me cold , the second time I asked for an explanation and she said that bowl is served cold like a salad. How you gonna sell cold chicken and cold French fries to your customers
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 3
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Chicken Little
Rude customers service and pricy 8 peaces cost $34 !
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 1
Order a meal through the app, was supposed to be delivered & it ended up a pickup order instead!! Then I head over there and the Cashier is helping customers and 3-4 people in the back are just standing around doing nothing & staring at the monitor, while I’m standing at the “Online Orders/Pickups” area. They’re just staring at me & the monitor and after standing there for a bit, I had to gesture to someone that I was there for a pick up!! Finally I point at which order sitting there is mine & give my name, apparently that was to hard & I have to say “It’s the first bag”, to FINALLY get my food. Leave & get into my car & the food is now cold, not tender or moist & overly cooked. So fast food got a raise to $20 an hour, just for its customers to get service & food that is now worse than before?? Smh 🤦🏻♂️
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 1
Recommended dishes: Fried Chicken, Cole Slaw
Clean and polite staff
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chicken Sandwich, Nuggets, Mac & Cheese, Fries
About a week ago I posted a glowing review of the new, original flavor chicken tenders at KFC. On my way out of town today I stopped at a different location expecting to have the same great taste experience. I did not. These tenders were way over breaded and the chicken, when you got to it through the crust, was dry and inconsistent. To be fair, the original spices were there under the hard crust but in many places there was no chicken, just deep fried breading.
Also, instead of being real tender size, these pieces were all little mini pieces.
When I get back to town tomorrow I will take the order back.
I don't know if the problem is specific to that one location or not. But buyer beware!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 2
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Cole Slaw
I grew up on KFC. That was before cloning technology was implemented to our food system. Can't say much more than that about KFC. It's a nice friendly environment at this store. They have such a pleasant way to lead you to your sickness and death. Kudo's to the controllers.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 1
Service: 5
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I went at 8.30 pm and they didn't want to give me service because they close at 9 pm
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Rude and closed at 8pm due to there being 20min wait for chicken even though they close at 9
It's finger licking good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I have a receipt that I placed an order online yesterday and when I came they were closed and they said theres nothing they can do since it’s a new day and they won’t refund me neither.
Is going down.,
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Mac & Cheese, Fried Chicken
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